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[-] Gork@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Lady, do you want me to fatten up for you or not?

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 45 points 4 days ago

I mean, the potatoes have not left the stew, technically

[-] groet@feddit.org 17 points 4 days ago

That's the difference between a stew and a soup where everything had been puréed

[-] nebulaone@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago

"HRRRGGHHH" - "What are you doing? STOP SHITTING IN THE SOUP!"

[-] BalooWasWahoo@links.hackliberty.org 27 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Maybe I'm just grumpy, but by the time the potatoes are finger-licking good, you'll be quite unalive. Even if the potatoes were boiling first before you went in, you're still going to have an impossible time not screaming and flailing as you suffer third degree burns in fractions of a second.

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago

They got dumped into yesterday's leftovers before firing up the stove again

[-] MimicJar@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

Jokes on the witch, I brought my own finger-licking good taters with me into the cauldron. I keep them in pack 'round my waist.

Plus she's boiling me frog style, so it's going to take a while for me to notice.

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 days ago

I was being facetious, and using odd phrasing to emphasize it. Yes, the typical terminology would be 'quite dead.'

[-] Steak@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

Im just fuckin around. For some reason the phrase "un-alive" just bothers me. Like they're fucking dead man D.E.A.D dead. Not not alive. They fuckin dead. Lol

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

"Your loss lady, I go terribly with starches!"

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

You should have made sure I didn't eat Taco Bell for lunch.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

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