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[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago

He nose what she wants.

[-] Mwallerby@startrek.website 29 points 2 months ago

"Jean-Luc, what have you done?"

[-] Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 2 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes

[-] Saganaki@lemmy.one 17 points 2 months ago

The Human Horn is a strong aphrodisiac.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

PREPARE TO HARVEST THE LOWER HORN

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Careful Pinocchio, one more lie and she's going to start choking.

[-] 4oreman@lemy.lol 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Odo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 months ago

Holy crap what have you done

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago
[-] treadful@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

First audible "what the fuck" in a long time.

[-] gregor@gregtech.eu 9 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

BNE

(Big Nose Energy)

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

wheres the tongue viagra at?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Roxanne fanart is getting out of hand...

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago
[-] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't tempt me Frodo!

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Nose in the stink, tongue in the pink

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
324 points (98.5% liked)

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