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Do the people who follow these accounts actually believe in the bs or do they just think it's funny?

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 48 points 1 month ago

I told the democrats I fucking told them. "Don't run Kamala" I said, "Pyramid #1 is going to activate". STUPID.

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

youre-laughing "you're laughing. Pyramid #1 has been activated and you're laughing"

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

dude it actually has been activated. i was there. i saw it start shifting like in that photo (that's a real photo from the event, not a drawing or AI) and i just heard a loud "BLUETOOTH PAIRING.... BLUETOOTH PAIRING... BLUETOOTH CONNECTED."

then it started blasting 'sorry for party rocking' by LMFAO

how can anyone try and claim the ancient egyptians had bluetooth speaker technology?

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Finally, after 10,000 years, im free! Time to conquer earth!

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

que sick guitar riff that goes way too hard

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I actually can't think of that opening without thinking of the flip that was made for My Way Entertainment's Power Rangers parodies tbh. (No, I wouldn't recommend them these days; they absolutely don't hold up, they're a relic of 2006 youtube when everything was redlining mics over sex, gender, and race jokes. The literal only grace I have for that these days is those dudes iirc are mostly Black and latino.)

[-] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

I think it ranges from the completely detached who believe there's a physical pyramid doing that to those that believe it's just code for something.

The whole shtick is that they can project whatever they want into these "messages".

And those that don't know what to project join the "deciphering" discussions. It's a fun little puzzle with no solution that gives you psychic damage.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Freethinker here. You're correct that many of us, especially on Greatawakening and /r/Conspiracy, understand that "Pyramid #1" doesn't actually exist. If you really study the lore it's clearly a codeword for Pyramid #2, which does exist.

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nothing ever happens-cels when pyramid #1 has been activated

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

There are decades when nothing happens and weeks where pyramid #1 is activated

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 month ago

EVERY ONE RUN. THE BASS PRO FISHING™ IS ACTIVE

[-] KimJongGoku@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

Someone tell me whether PYRAMID #1 is brat so I know how to feel about this

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

Sorry PYRAMID #1 is SKIBIDI OHIO. Pyramid #2 is brat so you gotta wait

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

CW:light induced epilepsy IT HAS BEGUN

spoiler

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry to say but the strobing lights are visible through the blur filter

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Alright hold on

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] DisabledAceSocialist@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Some people definitely believe this stuff. I used to know someone who really believed this kind of thing. He had some type of undiagnosed mental illness and as well as believing things like this, he believed that everyone he knew was being paid by the government to stalk and harass him.

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

"Your Qness, a second Xenu fighter has struck Pyramid #1."

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

I thought the necrons were on mars.

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

i wish the neocons were on mars

[-] Beluga@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Power up the bass canon

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Shit, Goa'uld are back

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago
[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 month ago

As a liscensed pyramidologist i can confirm that is exactly what an activated pyramid looks like. Cant believe im living through history like this.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I don't need to open the link, I know the exact obscure scene this is in reference to. I'm glad I've found one of the few dozen other people who've seen that movie.

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] blame@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

is this even AI generated? it looks like it's from a comic book or something. Honestly disappointed here.

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

~~Actual believers~~ actual schizophrenia.

[-] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] M68040@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Oh yeah wasn't this the one telling people to break their phones a few weeks ago

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

"Oil tycoons would gladly hurt us for profits? Don't be silly, the private sector would never do that!"

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

this is literally just the monument mythos lmao

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Me completing Desert Treasure I to unlock ice barrage:

[-] FortifiedAttack@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

My almonds have been activated as well, it's time. big-cool

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