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DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS! (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] YerbaYerba@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago

Each officer is required to wear 15 pieces of flair minimum.

[-] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Immortan Joe had less swag on his armor than these guys! Do they worry that they'll get too many and not be able to wear them all, and disrespect Dear Leader?

[-] Dainterhawk999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Or can use them as pellets against enemies thus saving some ammunitions for the country.

[-] Species5218@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

This fuckin guy has me dying 🤣

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

I cant tell if he is about to sneeze, shat his pants, is having a stroke, or all three at once.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Well that's ironic, cause dear leader has HIM dying!

[-] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Korean Forest Whitaker.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 24 points 1 week ago

What could these awards really be for though?

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 57 points 1 week ago

In North Korea, it is tradition to wear your father's and grandfather's honors in addition to your own. This means someone whose familty has had a long military tradition would accumulate quite the display.

[-] ddplf@szmer.info 32 points 1 week ago

Oh wow that's interesting, I'm radically ambivalent on this one

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

If there's one thing that says socialist paradise it's hereditary positions and honors

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

I can never tell if people are telling the truth or bullshitting...

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 1 week ago

In fairness, that's the same thing I've heard since the mid 2000s. So if it's bullshit, it's long-running bullshit. Like the eating spiders in your sleep thing

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Spiders Georg likes to gorge on spiders.

[-] xep@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

In NCD, does it matter?

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It would make sense, since eastern asia has the focus more on family vs. individual.

[-] Eheran@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world -1 points 6 days ago

ever seen us generals? that have shit to of awards and ribbons for what i don't even know

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

I think this is AI slop. Reverse image searching leads here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQrbjDzP6o and the top comment is even the lemmy OPs joke.

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

God damn it I'm so done with this world

[-] Fox@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

I fucking hope it's AI lol, it looks like a theme party in a retirement community.

[-] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

North Korean medals are for years of service without being sent to labor camps by dear leader. They’re like Xbox achievements and get progressively harder as time goes on.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

Valor in battle

[-] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Sharing skills and experience with junior officers.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 7 points 1 week ago

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

Cheese making. It's not credible because they have never seen milk, let alone cheese!

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This is false, generals are raised on Kim's breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry, I forgot about the Dear Leader's nipple cheese

ummm...That is not a phrase I expected to type today

Also it's my new band name

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

Also, what are the medals for?

Being on the same team as the great dear leader, who obviously always won every game ever

[-] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] weeeeum@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

The north Koreans are so poor all the medals are probably steel.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

Tinsel foil isn't magnetic though.

[-] Gingernate@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

I think that's the joke hahaha

[-] mhague@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.

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[-] Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago

Magnets dont work on tin...

[-] DarkenLM@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago

You don't have a neutron star lying around for these occasions?

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

These men all look like pieces of fruit left out in a hot, dry climate.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

One medal for each time he kissed deer leader's ass.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Is it tradition to create medals that look like a child designed and stamped them out?

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

They're just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

If we took away the officers we would at least give the soldiers a fighting chance, under equipped and trained as they doubtless are.

this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2024
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