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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 1 day ago

MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Does Warner still hold the film rights of LotR? If so, this is entirely within their reach

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

They left out Weathertop.

When Bugs runs into the Nazgul, he goes into Nazgul drag and seduces the Witch King. He steps around the corner, drops a handkerchief, and calls out yoohoo at the Nazgul, who all start drooling and tumbling over themselves to pick up the handkerchief. Bugs walks passed them, giving each one a little attention and in the process ties their shoes together. After making it around all of them, he drops the handkerchief again and all the Nazgul fight over it, while Bugs zips off the tower leaving his drag clothes behind. One of the Nazgul realizes they were tricked and they all trip over their shoes tied together.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I world watch the hell out of this cartoon.

[-] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Warner Bros owns both the rights to the LotR movies, and Looney Tunes. It can happen.

[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 69 points 2 days ago

The all important exchange with Daffy is missing however… “You jump into the lava with one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“No, you jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring!”

“NO! I’ll jump into the lava with the one ring! AND THAT’S FINAL!”

[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 26 points 1 day ago

with Daffy's beak eventually saying "You're despicable."

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

"DeSPicable"

[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Yup, if Bugs is Frodo, Daffy must be Sam. Elmer Fudd can be Gollum.

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would pay good money to watch this. Bugs as Frodo. Porky as Sam. Daffy as Gollum. Marvin the Martian as Sauron. Foghorn Leghorn as Gandalf; Barnyard Dawg as Saruman. Elmer Fudd as Aragorn. Yakko and Wakko as Merry and Pippin. Hello Nurse as Eowyn.

[-] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 20 points 1 day ago

Marvin the Martian as Sauron.

"Earth shattering kaboom" feels rather apt here.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Totally on board, but you can't have Yakko and Wakko without Dot.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yakko as Sam, Wakko and Dot as Merry and Pippin.

[-] GlendatheGayWitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yosemite Sam could be the Balrog or Lertz.

[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 day ago

I'm gonna get high then come back and read this

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 2 days ago

I wanna see this version so bad now. Warner Bros please do something!

[-] boredtortoise@lemm.ee 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

They'll make it, preview audience will love it, some department president doesn't get it so it'll be shelved and never released for tax purposes.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

All copies burned, test audiences killed, graves salted over.

[-] Alkaseltzer028@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Yes. We need this!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

As Daffy plummets he mutters "it's mine. all mine." The lava subsumes him, leaving the ring floating on the lava. As the metal melts and becomes hot lava, the screen image tears and Porky pops up, waving bye. "th th th That's all folks!" Fade to black. There are no credits.

[-] WarlockLawyer@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago

I feel like canonically the volcano can destroy the one ring but Daffy Duck has survived total body disintegratation without issue so would burst out burnt to a crisp and screaming with his tail feathers on fire.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Daffy's ethereal spirit shows up in Valinor complaining that he can only destroy the One Ring once.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

He melts down to just his bill which floats next to the ring and mutters “you’re despicable.”

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

he mutters "it's mine. all mine."

I want to hear Daffy or Sylvester saying "my precious!" at least once during the movie

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I would love to hear him say it too but canonically it was "It's mine. All mine!"

[-] lunarul@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I got the reference. I just think it would be funny if one of the characters with a lisp would be the one to say "precious".

[-] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Imagine Porky Pig as Gollum.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

I'd totally watch that.

[-] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 1 day ago

Yeah, you want Droopy on this job, not Bugs.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, you don't want to mix depression with psychosis.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

There's a Speedy Gonzalez version that's about 90% credits.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago

They did Robin Hood, why not LotR?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think because of copyright stuff. Once LOTR is public domain, it's free game

[-] grue@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Considering that this is goofy enough to be a parody, it's fair game now.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Won't Bugs Bunny go into the public domain before LotR does?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

actually yes, there are actually some loony toons episodes which are currently in the public domain. So the only thing keeping this from happening is the will to do so.

[-] crawancon@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

still a better love story than twilight.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Better writing than 95% of movies that came out in the last 10 years.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

LOTR's shaky copyright in the US could have made this happen for real. We came so close.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

All of this starts with a slow pan across Hobbiton's doors, ending at Bugs with a rabbit-hole and a chaise-longue. Some wizard stands in his sunlight, asking where he can find Bag End, and Bugs hassles him so hard he gets stuck hosting thirteen Elmers Fudd.

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