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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 47 points 1 year ago

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago
[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 year ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 year ago

They probably mean your kidneys

[-] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Ok it's clever

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

I think most people just call it employment

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

No, Amex users have no soul

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Back entrance only

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

What if you're already gay?

You turn lesbian.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

How many twinks to a bear?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

As many as he can carry.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

OpenMouthKisses

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Legal and tender.

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