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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 48 points 2 years ago

Having your gay friend pay your debts with thier body. For everything else there is master card.

[-] Illogicalbit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] TheSealStartedIt@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago
[-] mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Grass and gas also accepted

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Sorry, my but is not contactless, you gotta insert it
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is highly flattering.

It's exceedingly rare that capitalists put human lives all the way up at the same level as currency.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

People have always been currency in the form of servitude/slavery.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

there is a reason the industry term is "human resources"

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 25 points 2 years ago

They probably mean your kidneys

[-] QuaternionsRock@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

They certainly don’t mean your Amex lol

[-] JayDee@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Or probably your slave labor in the private prison system.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 years ago

Hmmm, gay people can be exchanged for goods and services :3

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Is this what my date meant when they said they wanted to be used?

[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Ok it's clever

[-] weker01@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Gay people can be exchanged for goods and services.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Looks like human trafficking's back on the menu, boys!

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wait, slavery is legal now for the gays!! Stonks (am straight, know gay people to “enslave”)

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

I think most people just call it employment

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago
[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Fun fact - loads of small businesses in Europe will refuse AMEX cards because they deliberately take fucking ages to pay

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

They cost businesses a lot in charges, significantly more than Visa or mastercard.

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[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

No, Amex users have no soul

[-] jadedwench@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Oh good! I didn't need it anyway.

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

What else do you expect from a business called Open D

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Back entrance only

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Inflation is getting really out of hand...

[-] Banichan@dormi.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Anyone who looks at this sign is instantly gay.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

What if you're already gay?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

You turn lesbian.

[-] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Wait, so I could have handed over my friend Greg in exchange for one more drink at the bar the other night? Hmm. He drinks more than me so I think he would've understood.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

*Gay remittance only valid for purchase of toaster ovens.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

How many twinks to a bear?

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

As many as he can carry.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 years ago

Ok; so how much for a sandwich and a coffee; all I have on me is a pair of lesbians and a large gay guy.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

"Thats 5 gaygays and 2 lezzies please."

"Inflation again??"

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Mm, tender.
(legal tender)

[-] humblebun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

First black, now gay, what next? USA wake up until it's too late

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Good intentions, easily taken wrong.

Look everyone, the corporations are trying to be inclusive!

..... No? Nobody cares? Okay. That seems right. They don't care about us unless we're going to buy their shit, so that seems fair to me.

Eat the rich.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

They seem to care enough to be willing to lose business from all the homophopes and transphobes, and that's A LOT of business.

[-] Randelung@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

OpenMouthKisses

[-] don@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Great now I’m gonna have to apply for a YOU card. Hope the bank’s APR isn’t parked somewhere on the far side of Andromeda.

[-] Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

You are not putting me in that tacky ass Velcro wallet on a chain…

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[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[-] andrewta@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is a 50 inch oled TV and a grilled cheese sandwich.

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

What kinda cheese we talking

[-] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 years ago

(pushes gay button)

Your total comes to: 2 gays, a bisexual, and a asexual. If you're out of asexuals, I can consider a intersexed.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Legal and tender.

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