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Clown country

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[-] x00z@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago

Buy drugs to enjoy in your free time: jail
Buy votes to sway the country and its laws: warning

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

He probably spends thousands a month on Ketamine... so I don't know if that's necessarily true.

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ketamine is my drug of choice, so I believe I can say with almost certainty Elon does not. Because if he did, he'd see how stupid he is and how wrong his decisions are. And what kind of destruction he creates to the world and society.

Since he's narcissistic AF, believes he owns the world, the law doesn't apply to him and is better then everyone else I believe his drug of choice is cocain.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

His drug of choice is ketamine, it's well known, he isn't shy about it. His friends have said something like "he microdoses daily and macrodoses often at parties"

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Then his dealer is fucking with him 😂

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee -2 points 2 days ago

Musk didn’t buy votes. If he bought anything, then he bought petition signatures.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

It's the us. If you're rich you get warned

[-] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

"Stop or I will yell 'stop' again!"

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

yeah i know. needs to change

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 109 points 3 days ago

Hey, FBI... Can I get a warning on my next felony?

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Get away with the first two, and you earn a warning, is that how law enforcement works now at the DOJ?

[-] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm fantasizing about what I'd use my mulligan on. No violence, maybe like a big drug score?

[-] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago

If I were to break federal law I would get indicted not a warning

Sounds like you're either not rich enough, not white enough, or both.

[-] tpyoman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Rules for thee not for me.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 101 points 3 days ago

AND YA BETTER NOT DO IT AGAIN OR ILL GET REEEAAAL GRUMPY!

The American Justice system is so embarrassingly lenient to the rich. How are you guys not rioting every single day?

[-] LutefiskPizza@fedia.io 59 points 3 days ago

Because there is no social safety net. Rioting could lead to arrest and job loss. Resulting in loss of home, medical insurance, etc.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 35 points 3 days ago

That’s… sad and disturbing.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Because the DOJ would throw me in jail

[-] Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 66 points 3 days ago

Billionaires get warnings lol.

Poor people get prison rape.

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago

And their hired thugs that get caught get Epsteined.

[-] Spitzspot@lemmings.world 44 points 3 days ago

Can we revoke his government contracts now?

[-] ravhall@discuss.online 27 points 2 days ago

Can I get a warning for murdering?

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago

We didn't like the term kangaroo court so we just stopped going to court.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 days ago
[-] Chozo@fedia.io 26 points 3 days ago

The DOJ is not "The American People".

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 3 days ago

The DOJ = The Billionaire Oligarchy

If Musk was Chinese he'd be in gitmo by now.

[-] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

No. That's if he's Arab. Chinese get interned.

Or if China doesn't like them either, "returned to the homeland" where they'll be disappeared forever in one of their, "put them here until trial" black holes where people go in but they don't come out (without the right bribes/political influence).

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago

They should double-warn him. These limp-wristed single warnings aren't doing the trick. Maybe even triple-dog-warn him for good measure—no tag-backs.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 points 3 days ago

We should try asking politely if he'd care to consider the law, if it pleases him to do so, in the future.

[-] overload@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Unbelievable

[-] disconnectikacio@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
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