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[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Tag yourself

No, I absolutely will not.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago
[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

The word Riot is right there. This thread isn't beating the 'everybody is a lib except for me' allegations.

[-] sweatersocialist@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

you guys aren't gonna believe me but she actually slid into his DMs after he replied to her tweet. she said he was irresistible to her because no other guy has ever replied to one of her "i'm so bad at boys, come watch my twitch stream" self promotion tweets in an over-complimentary and self-deprecating way. once she found out he's a viewer of her stream and spends the majority of his paycheck sending her twitch donations, the deal was completely sealed.

[-] Beluga@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

In a world where the good guy always finishes last it’s nice to see a change once in a while. Good for them, good for them

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I don't know who these people are but I agree with her, I also wish I was better at that game kitty-birthday-sad

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

I’d be shit at romance too if this is how people acted towards me all the time

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago

you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

if you also miss 100% of the shots you do take, maybe this isn't your game.

also what bozo makes being a quantitative trader into a username?

[-] bestmiaou@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 month ago

have you met many quants? a large number of them are like that, in much the same way that crypto currency people are (in fact, i think the crypto people are like that because they are poorly copying the quants).

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I am "Cat lady? Check."

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

I am 'Gorgeous as hell? Check.'

[-] GrafZahl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

"I am flabbergasted" how any man can project so much.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago
[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

flabbergasted

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

What is this

[-] buh@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I am legion :guy-fawkes:

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago
[-] ksynwa@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 month ago

Looking for someone to boost me in romantic relationships

[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

I was going to make a joke about smurfing, but then thinking about what that actually implied made me reconsider.

[-] Beetle_O_Rourke@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

CW: sex, nudity, oglaf

spoilerrelevant

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 11 points 1 month ago

why is this silly man trying to initiate mating with a large ungulate

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

When did melon-musk add downvoots? Lmao what a shit site.

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

I'm the little down arrow at the bottom of the crop

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

It’s always kind of iffy looking at the profiles of people who comment on female twitch streamers social media. A lot of them look like middle-aged to older men saying things like this.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Okay everybody, who was/is your main in league?

[-] chuuqo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Singed and nothing else. When you play Singed you don't play League, you just play Singed.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

wojak-nooo

You can't just kill my creeps before they get to lane!

[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Chogo for a long time, then just gave in to the spin-to-win and went Darius. Also got pretty good with Rammus, just rollin around.

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

2 mil garen here so I don’t think we can be friends

[-] CarbonConscious@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

My score or ranking or whatever was several orders of magnitude below that, so it's unlikely we ever matched lol.

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Amumu and Janna, depending on which role needs to be filled .

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Amumu ganks are great if you can land the Q

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Jungle farm radiance on Bloodseeker

[-] lil_tank@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

The old Udyr

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