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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by viva_la_juche@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

beloved landlord

murdered over rent

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[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 117 points 11 months ago
[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 78 points 11 months ago

okay which one of you wrote this bit? step forward

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 11 months ago

I'd claim this for Lemmygrad but this one was obviously written by a Hexbear

[-] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Can't we say it was communal use of he lathe

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 5 points 11 months ago

Communal lathing, yeah.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago
[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

that's how you know they deserved it

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 32 points 11 months ago

Featuring: halal grocery

[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Tit hair salon

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 101 points 11 months ago

Ice cold take: if you got murdered over rent, you were not beloved.

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago

it's possible they got murdered by a rival landlord for not using the regional price fixing software

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 28 points 11 months ago

yea lol, its a really simple concept

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 74 points 11 months ago
[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago

"Mourns" them with a block party attended by every single one of their tenants.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago

This puts a smile on my face considering my current circumstances. I needed this. Thanks.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 58 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Hexbear celebrates loss of hated landlord allegedly murdered over rent.

crab-party hexcrab-party sicko-jammin

[-] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 56 points 11 months ago

Make landlords afraid again

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

C-suites too

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 53 points 11 months ago
[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 51 points 11 months ago
[-] CommunistBear@hexbear.net 45 points 11 months ago

Love a good news day packwatch

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago

White Center mourns beloved landlord reads like an Onion headline

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 42 points 11 months ago

You joked about Mao John Cena but the ghost of the chairman is alive and well.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago

The failure of journalism to capture how deeply funny of a story this is is tragic. They need to push the medium forward.

[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

The world got slightly better

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 34 points 11 months ago

Nature is healing bye

[-] D61@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

"allegedly" janet-wink

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

A landlord was killed over rent and you’re laughing? This is funny to you?

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 22 points 11 months ago

Raskolnikov did this

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 18 points 11 months ago
[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 11 months ago

Wasn't this how crime and punishment started

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Iirc crime and punishment started off with him masturbating over how he was an uber mensch who COULD kill and he did it to prove it and stealing her valuables was an afterthought. She was also a pawnbroker not a landlord. Well probably both but pawnbroker was how i remember her relationship to Raskolnikov

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 25 points 11 months ago

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, HEXBEAR, I READ A BOOK ONCE

[-] Meh@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

How horrifying. I would never

[-] frauddogg@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Y'know, I was going to say "'mourning over landlords'? sounds like crackerish activities" and then I saw the place was really called the 'White Center'. The jokes are writing themselves; somebody knock over another.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago
[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 11 months ago

They've got the "allegedly" in the wrong place there.

[-] Reemer@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago
[-] viva_la_juche@hexbear.net 6 points 11 months ago

If you think there’s any conditions that will elicit sympathy for a landlord from me we’re gonna be here awhile

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