wtf dont snitch, bro

It is a UFO, yes. Although anything is a UFO if you're really bad at identifying things.

Satellites, airplanes, and balloons can have flashing lights on them to indicate position, but they can also reflect light from way beyond the horizon, resulting in seemingly impossibly bright flashes. The Iridium satellites used to do this reliably and often before they were deorbited, but now OneWeb and Starlink have taken up that mantle with far greater prevalence and annoyancem

Space debris can do this too, like failed Iridium satellites, ALOS, or rocket bodies tumble throughspace and their flares are basically unpredictable.

probably Starlink those things are like mosquitos of low earth orbit

Yeah probably a sat

It’s the feds spying on you, as they do all hexbear users

It was the universe telling you "No"

So just don't

Not even

Never ever

it was Cthulhu flirting with you

It’s the flash of the camera on a spy satellite. They saw what you did

Chemtrail sprayer

It's actually a giant head of stalin made of chrome floating in space. It has laser eyes that blast reactionaries from space.

Sounds like a giant, extradimensional squid.

cease your investigations.

Sorry that was me