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[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 82 points 1 week ago

Uncle Mark: Iโ€™m dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago

Classic Uncle Mark.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Dad: Hi dead, Iโ€™m dad๐Ÿฅธ

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

rises from the dead to blast dad with a shotgun

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] finn_der_mensch@discuss.tchncs.de 78 points 1 week ago

This is so sad, it makes me cry a lot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] sik0fewl@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago
[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

So lonely without him๐Ÿฅบ

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago

I think your parents are trying to teach you

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

They seem to be using them correctly to me ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคน

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Gen Z uses๐Ÿ’€to mean laughing from what I understand.

[-] Madeyro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

Wait, what? I tought that it's more like awkward situation type of emoji.

[-] kopasz7@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago
[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

As the other person already said, it basically means "I'm dead" and you can laugh so hard that you supposedly die, or you can die inside, due to an awkward situation. It can be used for both.

[-] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago

Like "I'm ded" because I laughed so hard I rolled on the floor and laughed my ass off and turns out that was a key part of my biology and it's gone so I'm ded now.

You've got two generations present.

One for whom emoji happened well into adulthood, and they start tacking them on awkwardly and redundantly.

One for whom emoji has always been almost as accessible as the latin alphabet, and touchscreen keyboards are so shit that emoji themselves become slang for concepts that they're only obliquely related to.

[-] PsychedSy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago

There's a middle. I still use emoticons and completely reject emojis. All ASCII all the time.

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I exclusively use rage comic memes to express myself. Does that date me? Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Same. Itโ€™s just more natural to me

Emoji have done something that emoticons never did: Emoji have become hieroglyphs.

:) :o :D XD This tells the story of a happy person being surprised and then starting to laugh. Emoticons were crude depictions of facial expressions and never took on abstract meanings beyond those.

Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed. On most systems I've seen Emoji on, they're too small and the details are too fine to really make them out. There's 1,000 facial expression ones, all of them are mostly just yellow circles. Why does there have to be a slightly frowning and a frowning face? Why do we have "woozy" and "dizzy" as separate glyphs? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ Which of the two is that? Trick question, neither, that's "face with spiral eyes." Emoji are stage IV emoticon cancer. So teh youthz don't actually use the facial expression ones, they use a skull for laughing, because that one is white and easy to tell apart. Apparently the etymology is "died/dying laughing."

Trying it on Lemmy's emoji selector, "skull" and "death" both return the skull emoji, but "laugh" or "funny" doesn't. So the skull emoji, along with others, are like hieroglyphs. They've taken on abstract indirect meanings of their own independent of what the glyph literally means.

[-] joes@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Emoji, partially because a lot of them are Japanese, are badly designed.

uhhh

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The skull emoji also signifies deadpan delivery of a joke. Because the skull is incapable of showing emotion, the skull represents a falsely blank expression.

I forgor ๐Ÿ’€

[-] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org -5 points 1 week ago

Damn gramps, you have some strong opinions on a bunch of little pictures. Weird hill to die on. I imagine this just is the most important thing in your life, so you care about it a lot.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You are probably one of those freaks that feels like local flags do not have to follow the rules of vexiology. You're basically an animal.

Go back to living in your Non-Standardized cave. I bet you don't even know what the ISO is, your people discussed me.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] dsilverz@thelemmy.club 4 points 1 week ago

Yes. And there's a younger generation (Gen Alpha) using slangs such as "๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ" as a synonym for "๐Ÿ˜ฎ" (if I understood correctly, because I'm not Alpha, I'm Zennial).

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

From what I've seen, ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ is more like "focused on watching this", but I'm even older, so maybe I'm misunderstanding.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

RIP In Peace Uncle Mark

[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ—ปโšฑ๏ธ

[-] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

Oh god, uncle John burned to death in a house fire?

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Uncle John has burned to death on a mountaintop apparently.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Okay now they need to write a eulogy entirely in emojis.

[-] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

I didn't even know he was sick ๐Ÿ˜

[-] TechAnon@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

Mark that one down. ๐Ÿ’€

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago
[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

The message would be better and more sympathetically conveyed without any emoji, but if you have to have one, this seems appropriate.

[-] dephyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[-] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

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[-] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago
[-] mr_satan 3 points 1 week ago

"I'm too old for this shit"

[-] phx@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh dear. Imagine if they figure out how to use mene-GIFS next.

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

coffin dance gif

Your uncle is in it.

this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2024
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