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submitted 2 days ago by Mandy@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

We hear about the freakouts, the verbal lashings, the accidents and many more.
But what are some small things, things that have little consequence but are still infuriating or that drive you up the wall?
Here are some examples of my own:

  1. People flocking to the metro doors without leaving proper space for people to leave.
  2. Hearing the same 3 questions at work every time.
  3. People walking slow enough to pass but not letting you.
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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 minutes ago

People walking slow enough to pass but not letting you.

People walking too slow to stay behind them but too fast to pass in a reasonable amount of time and distance.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

I work with doctors who are probably the most well educated people in the world, and I have lost esteem of their intellect for several of them for an assortment of reasons, largely COVID related:

  1. Asked me how to spell tax, born English speaking.
  2. A neurosurgeon who cuts into people's brains routinely barely got the required vaccinations for COVID to stay employed, and assured me children don't need COVID vaccines because they are immune, tried to work mask free long before mandates were lifted, and grabbed my hand and shook it during a lockdown point where we were all decidedly not touching each other.
  3. Assured me I didn't need any more COVID vaccines beyond the two. I have had nine.
  4. Assured me I didn't need to wear an N95 during Delta.
  5. Spelled God Gaud.
  6. Wildly incorrect diagnosis where he should have known better.
  7. They mostly don't respect trans people, most doctors don't.
  8. Said his patients are all nuts.
  9. Cheap as dirt and highly ungrateful for the people that work for them.
  10. Has a violent case of BPD and was so abusive she was dismissed.
  11. Tried to murder his ex.
  12. Beat his ex.
  13. Did murder his ex.
  14. Borrowed money from patients twice, sexually abused his patients twice, lost license thankfully.
  15. Would be kicking the wall in the OR if she got angry instead of tending to her patient under anesthesia.

Also nurses. Why are so many nurses so shitty? Even beyond the antivax ones, I know nurses who would steal insulin to euthanize animals at home (which is NOT humane), nurses who said about a suicide victim "Well she got what she wanted", nurses who showed me pictures in the act of threesomes, nurses who stole anesthesia meds for sleeping, nurses who ended up in relationships with patients, and nurse managers who I'm quite convinced were sociopaths, who told one of the clerks that she was a body at a desk and easily replaced.

I realize we're all human but fuck it's awful how many of them are perfect idiots.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

The trope in movies where everyone drops their guns and does everything a psychopathic murderer says, because he is holding a gun to someone else's head. Congratulations, you just got that person and yourselves killed. He's not going to suddenly have a change of heart and become reasonable just because you dropped your only means of defending yourself against him.

[-] Will8250@lemmings.world 6 points 1 day ago

Here's a really small one: when one of my toenails has a sharp corner to it that snags on the sheets.

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago
[-] Will8250@lemmings.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Ugh... It is like fingernails on a chalkboard for me

I want to find the man who put sound effects in Microsoft Minesweeper, whenever that happened? When it went from grey Windows 95 looking to the blue background and the smiley face disappeared. I want to find the guy who put those sound effects in the game, and I want to hand plane his scrotum off and then send him home with nothing holding his testicles on but his fruit of the looms.

[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and then walk away.

People who leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot.

People that drive 20 under the speed limit in the left lane.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

People that drive 20 under the speed limit in the left lane.

I've been thinking about writing to the police chief, my politicians, and possibly starting a grass roots campaign in my area to get police to start enforcing impeding the flow of traffic laws. It's infuriating how much of my time gets wasted by obvious, slow-ass drivers.

[-] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

People who act like they are blind to others in the supermarket. Not making space for others, blocking us with their trolley etc. It's not a museum.

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

For some reason it bothers me greatly when people talk about the number 2 being special because "it's the only even prime number". Like of course, that's literally how they are defined. It's like saying "did you know 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3?"

[-] monovergent@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Mouse cord getting caught on things. Makes me want to yank it forcefully.

[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Sand and lack of oil.

Smart ass replies aside, if I'm low on sleep, anything - and I do mean anything - has the potencial to grind my gears.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Sand and lack of oil.

Or a worn clutch?

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Soap or shampoo that smell like (and better than) food. Why??

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

I would expect that to actually make you smell worse. Like the scent of a gamer who hasn't showered all weekend so you can blend in with the rest of your friend group but you're actually an avid gardener.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Boy do I have another flavour for you.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

One time many years ago, the hair conditioner I was using smelled so delicious that I just had to have a curious taste to see what it was like. Disappointing to say the least lol. Yes, I was old enough to know better...I was not a small child when I did this lol

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

username checks out :P

[-] Smashfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Neighbors running their leaf blowers for hours and super early or late in the day

[-] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 days ago

People who think freedom of speech also means freedom from consequences.

Bigots being criticized is proof the system is working.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

Fucktards voting for fascists.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

That doesn't sound very small to me good sir

[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

People speaking on their phone using a loudspeaker.

People who don't understand basic elevator etiquette and attempt to walk in before people get off.

People who play Karaoke loud enough for anyone outside of their home to hear.

People who drive two motorbikes / bicycles beside each other and talk, thereby blocking traffic.

People who cut in line.

People who don't clean up after their pets.

People who get angry at the animals and not the owners for the above.

People who display a total ignorance of the most basic facts regarding other countries.

Dysfunctionally incompetent and/or lazy staff (beyond what is acceptable for low income workers).

Bureaucrats who clearly prioritise covering their ass over performing the most basic functions of their job.

People who are rude/dismissive to others who are smaller/weaker/meeker than them.

Racist taxi drivers.

Asshole bus drivers.

People who don't apologise when they are wrong and know it.

I can think of more but I'll stop there.

[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 1 day ago

Office Politics

[-] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

Cars going into the pedestrian crossing area at red lights

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

When those little plastic things on the end of your shoelaces fall off.

[-] considine@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Aglets. You can buy replacement aglets if it really bothers you.

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 days ago
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[-] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

Mostly pedantic language things like people misusing "empathy" (it's not a synonym to sympathy god-damn-it) and "disinterested" (not synonymous to uninterested god-damn-it). Misuse of semicolons is especially frustrating to me; there are so many people out there, who do not understand the weight difference a semicolon creates, and then thoughtlessly use it to seem smart (wink, wink).

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Please expand on your understanding of semicolons

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[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Uber/Dash drivers parking wherever suits them, blocking lanes. Inconsiderate pricks!

Then I get annoyed at the companies forcing them to meet unrealistic expectations or they stop getting jobs.

Then I get annoyed at myself for getting annoyed at the poor bastards busting their asses to make a living in a system that treats them as entirely replaceable.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Saying “orientated” rather than “oriented”. There’s no need for that extra “ta” in the middle, it’s a useless syllable.

[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 1 points 18 hours ago

Yep. They're mixing up orient, with orientation.

[-] iamanurd@midwest.social 12 points 2 days ago

Shifting a manual transmission incorrectly

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

This is the only correct answer

[-] iii@mander.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Doesn't matter how many times I do laundry, my clothes still get dirty :(

[-] ralakus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Just don't wear them then

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago

People spelling "seperately" instead of "separately".

People on the motorway overtaking you just so they can drive slower than you once they're in front of you. I always wonder why did they bother overtaking in the first place.

[-] Untrending@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

I do that sometimes, but only if the person in front of me is driving slower than my cruise control. then i overtake them, during which they obviously have to speed up and when i go back to cruise control speed now I'm the slow one

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

People speed up while you overtake them?

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 day ago

This fucks me off sooooooooo much; in NZ there are a lot of (a fuck of a lot) of roads that don't have overtaking zones for a long way.

Getting an opportunity to overtake the slow prick you have been following for 20 minutes, just to have them speed up....forcing me to go faster than I'm comfortable with, then being in front and have them sitting on your arse for the next 10km, even though you are going faster than before you overtook them.......FUCK OFF!!!!!

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

My family refusing to lower the tv volume and then blaming me staying up at night because of said volume on my phone

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That innocent people will die due to selfishness and bigotry. And that it is decidedly ok.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago
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[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Local council food scrap bags. We're supposed to separate our food waste and store it in compostable bags made of cornstarch plastic. Which start to break down the moment you put something wet in there, like food tends to be. How hard is it to design a bag that stays intact from Wednesday to Wednesday?!

Whatever, now my wife has her own compost bin I can cut out the middle man.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago

Where I live you can either use those cornstarch types or paper bags (very similar to yard waste bags). I like the paper bag for the big bin that goes in the roadside, but cornstarch ones for the one in the kitchen that only sticks around a day or two. Perhaps raise the idea with your local council.

I prefer curbside system because it is able to accept many things that my at home compost can't handle like dog shit, meats and those biodegradable "plastics" that need industrial facilities. Also apartments.

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