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submitted 2 weeks ago by Mandy@sh.itjust.works to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

We hear about the freakouts, the verbal lashings, the accidents and many more.
But what are some small things, things that have little consequence but are still infuriating or that drive you up the wall?
Here are some examples of my own:

  1. People flocking to the metro doors without leaving proper space for people to leave.
  2. Hearing the same 3 questions at work every time.
  3. People walking slow enough to pass but not letting you.
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[-] HungryJerboa@lemmy.ca 29 points 2 weeks ago

People who think freedom of speech also means freedom from consequences.

Bigots being criticized is proof the system is working.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

Fucktards voting for fascists.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

That doesn't sound very small to me good sir

[-] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds pretty rough

[-] NENathaniel@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Cars going into the pedestrian crossing area at red lights

[-] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Uber/Dash drivers parking wherever suits them, blocking lanes. Inconsiderate pricks!

Then I get annoyed at the companies forcing them to meet unrealistic expectations or they stop getting jobs.

Then I get annoyed at myself for getting annoyed at the poor bastards busting their asses to make a living in a system that treats them as entirely replaceable.

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[-] iamanurd@midwest.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

Shifting a manual transmission incorrectly

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 weeks ago

This is the only correct answer

[-] iii@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't matter how many times I do laundry, my clothes still get dirty :(

[-] ralakus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Just don't wear them then

[-] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

Mostly pedantic language things like people misusing "empathy" (it's not a synonym to sympathy god-damn-it) and "disinterested" (not synonymous to uninterested god-damn-it). Misuse of semicolons is especially frustrating to me; there are so many people out there, who do not understand the weight difference a semicolon creates, and then thoughtlessly use it to seem smart (wink, wink).

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Please expand on your understanding of semicolons

[-] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Sorry it took me so long to respond; I had to find my copy of The Elements of Style by Strunk Jr. and E.B. White. Here is a relevant quote from that excellent style guide:

If two or more clauses grammatically complete and not joined by a conjunction are to form a single compound sentence, the proper mark of punctuation is a semicolon.

Mary Shelley’s works are entertaining; they are full of engaging ideas.

[…vs.]

Mary Shelley’s works are entertaining. They are full of engaging ideas.

[…vs.]

Mary Shelley’s works are entertaining, for they are full of engaging ideas.

[…] A comparison of the three forms given above will show clearly the advantage of the first. It is, at least in the examples given, better than the second form because it suggests the close relationship between the two statements in a way that the second does not attempt, and better than the third because it is briefer and therefore more forcible. […]

Note that if the second clause is preceded by an adverb, such as accordingly, besides, then, therefore, or thus, and not by a conjunction, the semicolon is still required.

I had never been in the place before; besides, it was dark as a tomb.

Alright, back to me. A good example of what I’m referring to with “weight” is revealed when discussing how to properly use a semicolon with an ordinary colon. A semicolon is “heavier” than a colon; let me give you an example to illustrate this.

The answer: humanity is doomed; the people are angry.

This is stylisticly bad, because the semicolon separates the clause “the people are angry” from the context (the scope, if you’re a programmer) of the colon: now the clause is equal to the rest of the sentence, “The answer: humanity is doomed,” instead of serving as part of the clause “The answer:” is describing. The correct—that is, the intended—sentence would simply be this:

The answer: humanity is doomed, the people are angry.

One might think that this is illegal, as there is no conjunction, but, indeed, that presumption would be incorrect: “[…] humanity is doomed, the people are angry” is actually a list and the author of the sentence (me, muahahahaha) is using a literary device called asyndeton.

Here’s an example of asyndeton:

The ingredients of despair: hope, yearning, jealousy, conjecture.

The incorrect version would be with a semicolon introducing the last element of the list.

The ingredients of despair: hope, yearning, jealousy; conjecture.

Because the first example has only two elements, it can seem like one has to use a semicolon, but I think that the example given above shows how that is, in reality, quite absurd.

Alright, rant over, I hope this has sufficiently answered your question! Have a good day :)

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[-] superduperpirate@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

People who don’t return their cart to the cart corral in the grocery store parking lot

[-] Fleppensteijn@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

People who act like they are blind to others in the supermarket. Not making space for others, blocking us with their trolley etc. It's not a museum.

[-] Will8250@lemmings.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Here's a really small one: when one of my toenails has a sharp corner to it that snags on the sheets.

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[-] Smashfire@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Neighbors running their leaf blowers for hours and super early or late in the day

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

That innocent people will die due to selfishness and bigotry. And that it is decidedly ok.

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Its the only thing everything else isn’t even a consideration

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

I work with doctors who are probably the most well educated people in the world, and I have lost esteem of their intellect for several of them for an assortment of reasons, largely COVID related:

  1. Asked me how to spell tax, born English speaking.
  2. A neurosurgeon who cuts into people's brains routinely barely got the required vaccinations for COVID to stay employed, and assured me children don't need COVID vaccines because they are immune, tried to work mask free long before mandates were lifted, and grabbed my hand and shook it during a lockdown point where we were all decidedly not touching each other.
  3. Assured me I didn't need any more COVID vaccines beyond the two. I have had nine.
  4. Assured me I didn't need to wear an N95 during Delta.
  5. Spelled God Gaud.
  6. Wildly incorrect diagnosis where he should have known better.
  7. They mostly don't respect trans people, most doctors don't.
  8. Said his patients are all nuts.
  9. Cheap as dirt and highly ungrateful for the people that work for them.
  10. Has a violent case of BPD and was so abusive she was dismissed.
  11. Tried to murder his ex.
  12. Beat his ex.
  13. Did murder his ex.
  14. Borrowed money from patients twice, sexually abused his patients twice, lost license thankfully.
  15. Would be kicking the wall in the OR if she got angry instead of tending to her patient under anesthesia.

Also nurses. Why are so many nurses so shitty? Even beyond the antivax ones, I know nurses who would steal insulin to euthanize animals at home (which is NOT humane), nurses who said about a suicide victim "Well she got what she wanted", nurses who showed me pictures in the act of threesomes, nurses who stole anesthesia meds for sleeping, nurses who ended up in relationships with patients, and nurse managers who I'm quite convinced were sociopaths, who told one of the clerks that she was a body at a desk and easily replaced.

I realize we're all human but fuck it's awful how many of them are perfect idiots.

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

People spelling "seperately" instead of "separately".

People on the motorway overtaking you just so they can drive slower than you once they're in front of you. I always wonder why did they bother overtaking in the first place.

[-] Untrending@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

I do that sometimes, but only if the person in front of me is driving slower than my cruise control. then i overtake them, during which they obviously have to speed up and when i go back to cruise control speed now I'm the slow one

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

People speed up while you overtake them?

[-] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

This fucks me off sooooooooo much; in NZ there are a lot of (a fuck of a lot) of roads that don't have overtaking zones for a long way.

Getting an opportunity to overtake the slow prick you have been following for 20 minutes, just to have them speed up....forcing me to go faster than I'm comfortable with, then being in front and have them sitting on your arse for the next 10km, even though you are going faster than before you overtook them.......FUCK OFF!!!!!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

The trope in movies where everyone drops their guns and does everything a psychopathic murderer says, because he is holding a gun to someone else's head. Congratulations, you just got that person and yourselves killed. He's not going to suddenly have a change of heart and become reasonable just because you dropped your only means of defending yourself against him.

[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

People speaking on their phone using a loudspeaker.

People who don't understand basic elevator etiquette and attempt to walk in before people get off.

People who play Karaoke loud enough for anyone outside of their home to hear.

People who drive two motorbikes / bicycles beside each other and talk, thereby blocking traffic.

People who cut in line.

People who don't clean up after their pets.

People who get angry at the animals and not the owners for the above.

People who display a total ignorance of the most basic facts regarding other countries.

Dysfunctionally incompetent and/or lazy staff (beyond what is acceptable for low income workers).

Bureaucrats who clearly prioritise covering their ass over performing the most basic functions of their job.

People who are rude/dismissive to others who are smaller/weaker/meeker than them.

Racist taxi drivers.

Asshole bus drivers.

People who don't apologise when they are wrong and know it.

I can think of more but I'll stop there.

[-] deranger@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

Saying “orientated” rather than “oriented”. There’s no need for that extra “ta” in the middle, it’s a useless syllable.

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[-] EABOD25@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

People who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the aisle and then walk away.

People who leave their shopping carts in random spots in the parking lot.

People that drive 20 under the speed limit in the left lane.

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[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

When people use "different" with a preposition other than "from". (Different to, different than)

I know it's not technically wrong, but it just feels so wrong.

Also, when people add a phantom R between two words. "I'm a big fan of cinema 'r' and video games."

Both stem from me not being a native English speaker, I think.

[-] Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand why people cannot move as soon as they get on an escalator. The train station smells like piss and there's pigeon shit everywhere. Let's fucking move it!

[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Local council food scrap bags. We're supposed to separate our food waste and store it in compostable bags made of cornstarch plastic. Which start to break down the moment you put something wet in there, like food tends to be. How hard is it to design a bag that stays intact from Wednesday to Wednesday?!

Whatever, now my wife has her own compost bin I can cut out the middle man.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where I live you can either use those cornstarch types or paper bags (very similar to yard waste bags). I like the paper bag for the big bin that goes in the roadside, but cornstarch ones for the one in the kitchen that only sticks around a day or two. Perhaps raise the idea with your local council.

I prefer curbside system because it is able to accept many things that my at home compost can't handle like dog shit, meats and those biodegradable "plastics" that need industrial facilities. Also apartments.

[-] MECHAGIC@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

My family refusing to lower the tv volume and then blaming me staying up at night because of said volume on my phone

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

For some reason it bothers me greatly when people talk about the number 2 being special because "it's the only even prime number". Like of course, that's literally how they are defined. It's like saying "did you know 3 is the only prime number divisible by 3?"

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sand and lack of oil.

Smart ass replies aside, if I'm low on sleep, anything - and I do mean anything - has the potencial to grind my gears.

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[-] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Office Politics

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Soap or shampoo that smell like (and better than) food. Why??

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

I would expect that to actually make you smell worse. Like the scent of a gamer who hasn't showered all weekend so you can blend in with the rest of your friend group but you're actually an avid gardener.

[-] Mandy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Boy do I have another flavour for you.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

One time many years ago, the hair conditioner I was using smelled so delicious that I just had to have a curious taste to see what it was like. Disappointing to say the least lol. Yes, I was old enough to know better...I was not a small child when I did this lol

[-] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

username checks out :P

I want to find the man who put sound effects in Microsoft Minesweeper, whenever that happened? When it went from grey Windows 95 looking to the blue background and the smiley face disappeared. I want to find the guy who put those sound effects in the game, and I want to hand plane his scrotum off and then send him home with nothing holding his testicles on but his fruit of the looms.

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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

People walking slow enough to pass but not letting you.

People walking too slow to stay behind them but too fast to pass in a reasonable amount of time and distance.

[-] oxjox@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

When the mods ban US politics the day after an election.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Okay Mr speedy gonzolaz, I can see your high powered LED sun beam headlights that are so far up my tail pipe my engine compartment looks like a disco.

I get you want to pass me. I want you to pass me to so you can get to your DWI faster. Unfortunately I am going 75mph in a 65mph speed zone and there are a whole line of stoners driving 45 to the nearest source of frozen pizza filling the right lane.

Yes, i can see you are somehow immune to speeding tickets and want to go 95mph. No I don't want to get over in the right lane and go 45mph just for you my special boy.

Please wait one half of a minute while I clear this conga line of slow pokes and then you will be free to speed off to your inevitable demise.

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