You could close down fake news or struggle_sesh
and nobody would careeeeee
But low effort dunking on libs
Is the heart and soul of hexbeeeeeeeaaar
We're the stacked rocks on your river, We're the arrows in your quiver
We put the 'Hex' in Hexbear
We're mocking lib meltdowns, abd dunking on Chud clowns
Yes we put the Hex in Hexbear
We're that little extra spice that makes a quick scroll extra nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
Mods:Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
Our low effort posting ain't so bad, it seem to entertain your dad!
The gin in your martini, the vermouth in your martini
Yes, we keep the 
in Hexbear
We remember our first visit, the replies was exquisite
Why @REgon@hexbear.net , I had no idea
Come on now, you were modding here!
Without we'd have had no glee since Kissinger died in '23!
To shut them down now would be twisted!
We just heard this place existed!
We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu (these are both actually true)
So don't take the, 
we won't take the- 
Yes, let's keep the- in Springfield!
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