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Jewel Beetles (mander.xyz)
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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 148 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck

Also, fuck censorship.

(This would've been a great post if it was not pandering to children by poorly censoring the basic English word Fuck)

Ps fuck.

[-] donuts@lemmy.world 102 points 2 months ago

It's not pandering to children. It's pandering to "ad-friendly" platforms that otherwise overly or covertly suppress the content

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

The only acceptable way to repost that image would be to use Photoshop to undo the bullshit censorship

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 92 points 2 months ago

You don't have to thank me.

Edited in GIMP.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 67 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I was talking about doing this the other day. I've started doing it like this because it's more obvious it's been uncensored:

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago
[-] donuts@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Nice! Now let's get OP to edit the post and the balance is restored.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Beautiful. Hero!

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Ty for the effort! Fixed.

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[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

I cannot stand that "Unalive" bullshit.
Thanks for nothing Tiktok.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

i like how yahtzee used "[youtube]" cut over in a deadpan voice when he was still with the escapist, make it obvious that you're having to censor yourself and call out the platform for forcing it.

[-] Pirky@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago
[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago

I have definitely seen naked women that closely resemble that figuring, so I don't think it is that exaggerated anymore.

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Yeah but try getting that fat during the stone age

[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I actually heard that this was most desirable in the stone age as the plumper women could survive winters and childrearing. So it is a bit like stone age photoshop, just not in the direction we usually expect.

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[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

In the stone age and during an ice age

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago

Besides "AI and facetuned images" from OP, another supernormal stimulus that comes to mind is fat anime tiddies.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

See also: Skittles

[-] irish_link@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

How freaking big are Jewel Beetles if they are trying to mate a beer bottle!?!?

All jokes aside they are not small but they aren’t the size of a beer bottle either.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I mean there’s an entire category of animated porn involving impossibly large women.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 months ago

All I wanna do
Is see you turn into
A giant woman

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Emphasis on "trying"

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago

I find slight imperfections to be beautiful.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Same, though i don't even consider them imperfections since that implies it's in any way negative.

It's more like how a perfectly uniform naan bread is just boring and kind of unappealing, you want the bubbles and charring for flavour and visual appeal.

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

I'm 6' tall btw. *continues reading my body by ratajkowski*

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 months ago

Apparently they would get so dazzled by the bumpy brown beer bottles that they would incessantly try to mate with the bottles, even if ants started picking them apart.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago

Futurama warned us

[-] obinice@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Oh my GOSH you did not just say FUCK, on MY internet?

Straight to hell!

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

This sub has quality posts! That is all.

[-] Hammocks4All@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

This one and shitposts are my favs hehe

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I love being a Jewel Beetle. Have you seen them? They're dazzling.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 months ago

Please don't attempt to fuck a jewel beetle

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did you not read the post? I am not fucking Jewel Beetles. I am fucking beer bottles. Get your facts right.

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[-] BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

I see pictures of people on tinder that are so smooth and unreal it's fucking creepy. Like to a point where the nose disappears and the eyes are in front of the hair, because they are not real. And i know this is often a social media thing and a body dysmorphophobia problem, but i also wonder who looks at these pictures and goes: ahh yes, the perfect women

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago

i feel this about most famous women who are said to be soooo attractive, like yeah sure angelina jolie isn't ugly but come on how is she more attractive than a normal person? Same goes for bodybuilder guys, it's so patently fake and harmful to their bodies!

at least the male hollywood standard can be somewhat sensible, george clooney looks like a real human person even if he's the equivalent of a freshly groomed schnauzer.

but really, the most attractive people i've seen are just normal people on the street, and that's without counting the fact that you can actually feasibly get into a relationship with them and they might actually be pleasant to be around.

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[-] Clbull@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Either it's women using filters to touch up their images, or it's AI slop being pushed to artificially inflate app userbases and make it look like there are actually women on the platform....

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

That's an interesting metaphor

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Do people go on about women being ugly? Like all women?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Yeah it’s an incel thing

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Oh, so it's more of a sour grapes situation.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Sour grapes plus that thing where people who don’t eat fruit for a long time but eat artificial fruit flavoring think real fruit tastes gross. Reality with all its imperfections and subtlety is unappetizing to them, they only desire the artificial which is familiar to them.

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[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

it's baffling because personally i could rant about how pretty most women are for hours on end, and if desired i can extend that to a lot of guys as well and i'm not even that into dudes.

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[-] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 months ago

Jewel beetles have beer goggles?

[-] Mango@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

What looks good is what looks good. Don't feel bad if you can't compare with a beer bottle.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I'd believe it, ostriches are furries

[-] Damaskox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I guess those insects look for "true love" out of the beer bottles...dunno can we say that the males are looking for the same thing out of AI.

[-] Arigion@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago

I first thought they now think that people drinking beer from a bottle look like mateing jewel beetles.

[-] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it would be more like if someone intentionally painted that bottle to attract them then iterated that design using an the money in the world to perfect it. it's almost Eldritch horror shit if it wasn't just another person trying to make money.

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