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Sounds crazy till ya try it
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Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there's MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Why?
Not this again
I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven't seen this post yet
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Actual strawman just dropped
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me
My condolences.
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
This ain't a shitpost. It's a pisspost.
No, no no no no!
Make me remember to gift you a catheter bag for Christmas. You'll see how great it is: a straw and diaper all in one!
Oh how I wish it made beautiful ~~cello~~ double bass sounds.
Instead my sounds exactly like I'm playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
What kind of straw? Bamboo, stainless steel, glass, silicon, sugarcane, paper, wheat, pasta, plastic, or maybe crazy straw?... I am curious.
*in church
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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