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[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 127 points 2 months ago

Oil and gas which need to be extracted from deep underground so we can burn them: a gift from God.

Wind and sunlight which come to us for free and never run out: somehow not a gift from God.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 47 points 2 months ago

The more you know about the process of oil/coal and how it's extracted and used, the more you would be convinced Satan or some sort of evil chaos demon like Nurgle is responsible for it.

It starts with death, and goes right on to burning in LITERAL fire to produce toxic gasses. Basically the traditional Christian Hell.

[-] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Whoa, so are we setting damned soils free by burning oil and coal?

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Also wind and sunlight literally come from the sky, which is like, the number 1 thing associated with divinity of all time.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 70 points 2 months ago

We’re gonna be burning witches soon.

[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 months ago

Can we burn this c*nt first?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago
[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 months ago

Oh thanks. Sometimes I see removed and I thought cunt was on the removed list but its a preferred insult of mine for cunts like this so I self-censored to get the main gist across.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I feel you!

You can even say fuck now and then.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

Afaik 'removed' is only when a user stuff deletes their comment.

[-] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago

It's also when using a blocked word on lemmy.ml, but will only show as such for users of that instance.

The r-word is on that list, and I believe the b-word might be as well.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 months ago

Ah ok. Thanks for the clarification

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Well, if he deci*es to censor himself, so be it. It's a partially free world.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Sure, but he doesn't need to feel forced to do it.

[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

These are the orchestrators of the Armenian genocide, so this barely makes the top 10 of reason the ruling family (basically a monarchy) are cunts.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azerbaijan#Government_and_politics

Especially since they've restarted the genocide:

https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/11/asia/nagorno-karabakh-armenians-genocide-intl-hnk/index.html

[-] gwilikers@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

I didn't know this. Thanks for the info!

[-] GrymEdm@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

Reminds me of a quote from a Warhammer 40k book. "When the stars fell, when the seas boiled and the earth burned, my faith didn't die. That is when I began to believe. God was real, and he hated us."

[-] thejml@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

So let’s burn the gifts? I don’t think I’ve ever received a gift I lit on fire.

[-] GreyShuck@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago

Aliyev's comments are short-sighted, delusional bollocks but... have you never had a candle as a gift?

[-] Rin@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago
[-] maplebar@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

God is a lie.

[-] Vorticity@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Oil and gas are the apple that will get us kicked out of Eden.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Your god is an asshole and a bad gift-giver.

[-] Gsus4@mander.xyz 16 points 2 months ago

Damn, what is the non-fossil-fuel-sponsored version of COP now, since this is just a farce to cover a fossil fuel enthusiast conference? Does the IPCC organize anything credible?

[-] Jocker@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

You burn gift from god = god sad

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

So is climate change bitch. Good luck growing cotton and fruits and vegetables when you are experiencing record breaking droughts. Hope this petrostate collapses sooner than later.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

I initially read that last sentence as "Hope his prostate collapses sooner than later." and honestly couldn't find a reason to disagree.

[-] PortoPeople@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

Human civilization is doomed.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And its of my opinion holding dominion over the Earth, as the Bible says, does not mean fuck it to all hell. It means take care of it. But yeah by all means destroy this thing you say your God created in beauty.

[-] Kilometers_OBrien@startrek.website 2 points 2 months ago

So are pandemics and natural disasters.

Your god is a prick.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Kbobabob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Which God? There are so many to choose from.

[-] MCasq_qsaCJ_234@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Israel and Azerbaijan justify their actions with God

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