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submitted 1 day ago by Angel@hexbear.net to c/vegan@hexbear.net

For example:

Carnist: "Hey, you want a slice of this pepperoni, triple cheese pizza?"

Vegan: "Sorry, no thank you, I'm vegan."

Carnist: "Oh, wow! Nice! I respect that! Yeah, I would go vegan, but I just would struggle with protein, B12, and iron if I did! Like, I tried being vegan for a week and got so sick! I still eat plant-based alternatives every now and then, though! And I totally get where you're coming from with your ethics! Yeah, the way they treat animals on those factory farms is crazy, bro! I hope those cruel practices can be abolished one day. Complete solidarity with you and the animals, dude! ✊ In the meantime, I absolutely try my best to get my meat, dairy, and eggs from local, free-range, humane, and organic farms!"

Vegan: "Okay?"

Like, seriously, just saying "Oh, okay." and moving on with your life would be preferable over this shit.

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The fucking worst is when smug carnists say "plants are living things too" smuglord

Like, you're fully embracing one of the worst takes imaginable? Voluntarily? Of your own volition? Damn.

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 2 points 56 minutes ago

Its literally like middle school level takes like god damn

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 2 points 37 minutes ago

Yep, along with the chuds who claim they eat 2 steaks to offset 1 vegan. Like, okay? This is your personality? Damn.

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 1 points 34 minutes ago

common conservative tactic to shoot themselves in the foot to fight people they've never met

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

as if harvesting the fruiting structures of plants kill them.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

That is not really an argument though. A good margin of what we eat is not the fruit and you directly need to kill the plant, and as with growing animals to collect milk, eggs, wool, etc, you eventually also kill fruit plants in some cases/to some extent. I'm not arguing this is comparable, plus this is a whole other level to animal exploitation

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Oh for sure, I did say it's one of the worst take imaginable

[-] roux@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ask them what their B12 and iron levels are lol. Ask them what their daily protein intake is. If they are actually so worried about it, they can answer that.

For example. I hit my daily B12 and iron goals every day and just for lunch today, I consumed 40g of protein. I think I was actually lower on carbs than I tend to aim for.

In the words of UlyssesT: I HATE CONCERN TROLLING! I HATE CONCERN TROLLING!

My current battle is with the dumb fucks that try to say that growing plants for vegan diets kill more critters than growing plants for factory farming, when 70% of crops go towards factory farms regardless. You don't even need to know math to figure that one out.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah, the "crop deaths" argument is their new fancy, fangled "gotcha" that was popularized by losers like Piers Morgan and Joe Rogan. I've heard it a billion times.

They also love to bring up grass-fed cattle if you mention the fact that most crops are actually eaten by livestock, but grass-fed cattle still eat more than just the grass on the pasture land, especially during dry seasons and winter time, and you still have to account for so many other things like the bugs they trample, the fact that the cattle are sprayed with pesticides as a protective measure, the immense extra deforestation that raising grass-fed cattle requires, ocean dead zones, predators that get shot to protect the cattle, zoonotic diseases, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

Even if the stuff about grass-fed cattle were true, it would be totally unsustainable for the world's population to survive off of grass-fed cattle alone, as that requires way more resources. It's also nutritionally inadequate.

If we lived in a vegan world and had vegan farmers, we could just switch to veganic farming systems that ensure minimal to no animal deaths in the process of crop production.

I literally told a friend of mine this morning that there seems to be this "law" in arguing with carnists: "Every dragged-out conversation with an ignorant non-vegan will involve them bringing up crop deaths at one point or another."

I said this to her because she was going back-and-forth with this carnist on social media who exhausted every other argument like "lions tho," "it's legal tho," and "we've been doing it for thousands of years tho." Once she shot all of that down, of course, he had to resort to this awful smuglord-type argument that they use every 5 seconds nowadays.

It's also entirely disingenuous because, even if plant-based diets caused literally zero deaths, these people still wouldn't go vegan, so it's just a cheap-ass tu quoque that they think should yield them a free pass to exploit animals.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

The crop deaths thing isn't new, it's a pretty old gotcha just like "PETA kills animals too".

smuglord "So you're saying that killing animals is bad?"

I have to admire the empathy carnists have for bacteria, bugs and field mice that thoughtless vegoons kill by the millions. Maybe one day they'll have some empathy for cows, pigs, chickens and (insert factory farmed animals) too.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Damn

What was that lunch

I find it hard to get in high density vegan protein in that isn't ultra processed soy type stuff or like 'protein bar' type mega dry and chewy protein epic bars

[-] roux@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

I don't wanna lie and say it was super healthy lol. It was a Lenny and Larry's cookie that is like 16g and a shake that was 20g. Those cookies aren't super processed but far from whole food. They are super convenient on the go tho.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Hell yeah vegan junk food gang rise up

I may have given up carnism but you'll never take away my desire to eat like a teenager

[-] roux@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Ironically I got on this kick because up until recently, we would go get fast food quite a lot and the only vegan option is Impossible Whoppers(debatable, I know) and fries from select places. We do have taco bell but they fuck up my order so much there that I just gave up since it was wasting food. We have a giant drug store here and I found out they have a whole bunch of vegan protein bars and snacks. So when the family would go get stuff, I would just head there and pick up a few things and call it dinner. I was usually getting enough for a full meal for $6 or so whereas a Whopper meal runs $12 here.

Also shoutout to my local vegan food truck that has perfected veganifiying fried junk lol.

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

ah yeahhh tricky

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

just for lunch today, I consumes 40g of protein

What did you have for lunch today?

[-] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

I think it was actually 36g but I had a Lenny and Larry cookie and a protein shake.

[-] LGOrcStreetSamurai@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Carnist: Animal Product?

Vegan: Nah I'm good dawg.

Carnist: Oh that's crazy bro, it's so hard to not find animal product. Like I don't look actively try to look for alternatives, nor do I make any effort to do so. I romanticize having the willpower to do what you do because I understand it's a good, but I will never do it.

Vegan: Cool? Do we have to do this every time you animal Product?

Carnist: lol yeah we do.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's so annoying that I almost prefer the "for every animal you eat I'll eat three lol!" (I hate Maddox so much) kind of carnist. Good thing everyone in real life has been the "oh, okay" kind

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Oh my God, I wasn't expecting a reminder of that guy today.

The cringy ass flashbacks to his anti-veganism are rolling in! cringe

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

The only reason I even remember that guy is because carnists still think that quote is hilarious. It's basically The One Joke of anti-veganism. That and "People Eating Tasty Animals 😂" I guess.

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Don't forget, "If vegans love animals so much, then why do they eat their food?" or some variation of that shit.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

Totally unrelated to veganism, but this brought back a suppressed memory of a guy telling me he had Maddox's book. "It has a Chuck Norris joke at the beginning!" This was around 2012 or so cringe

[-] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I just hear someone say they couldn’t be vegetarian because they wouldn’t get enough food. Just eat more it’s not that hard. I’m vegan and I probably eat too much.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

Whoa you know Jordan Peterson???

[-] Home@lemmy.vg 16 points 1 day ago

They make up so much stuff on the fly. Almost no one buys those “local small humane farm stuff”

I heard the excuse a lot recently “but rich people fly private jets, flaunted covid rules during the pandemic and eat lots of meat! So therefore I’m completely excused from doing the right thing”

Or

“Focus on the governments and corporations not the everyday joe who is struggling”

Who is voting for those out of touch governments and buying those cruel animal products in stores from cargill? 👉 You my guy!

There is always an excuse made for unethical behaviour. I wish carnists would just stop making them.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Almost no one buys those “local small humane farm stuff”

It'd be easier to just go vegan than exclusively buy "humane" meat products "ethically" raised on your uncle's farm.

[-] laziestflagellant@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

Yeah like oh wow, really? You never eat frozen meals or meat dishes at restaurants and you only eat the most expensive and difficult to source raw meat cooked yourself? Wow, if you're already going that far, the jump to being vegan should be easy AND save you money!

(they were not going that far)

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, it's super awkward. I can never really respond how I want to respond without feeling like the bad guy (I'm averse to offending others to a fault).

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

And I totally get where you're coming from with your ethics! Yeah, the way they treat animals on those factory farms is crazy, bro! I hope those cruel practices can be abolished one day.

this is the most annoying discussion point to me. I am vegan and of course I would rather everyone around me was as well, but I don't make a fuss about it with others unless they ask and show interest in veganism. I understand that not everyone cares, not everyone has the spoons to switch, and frankly I spent a lot of my adult life as a carnist and so it's both hypocritical and irritating for me to be some wild hardliner about discussing veganism. however, when people admit that they're morally wrong and say things like 'oh good for you, I'd love to do that but I can't because I like treats' it's like shut the fuck up, coward.

[-] hungrybread@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago

Yes! It is so annoying. Was at a work dinner recently and the person next to me insisted on asking about my diet, making excuses for themselves (and how hard they try, and ethics are complicated, etc), then apologized for eating meat near me.

I literally never brought it up. You are insisting you are doing something wrong, just drop it lmao. Not like I'm going to start something with senior people in the workplace over their diet.

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago

It's a real tell about their own feelings and cognitive dissonance. Just existing as a vegan is enough to make people defensive, because by existing as a vegan you're showing that being vegan is possible. This shows people that they don't have to be aboard the carnist treat train, but they are.

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