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Hummus rule (sopuli.xyz)

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[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 71 points 3 days ago

Fellas is it ~~gay~~ liberal to eat chickpeas

[-] Hayduke@lemmy.world 89 points 3 days ago

You haven't lived until you have had a chickpea in your mouth.

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[-] z500@startrek.website 84 points 3 days ago

It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 103 points 3 days ago
[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Beans are communist. They all look alike.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 48 points 3 days ago

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 21 hours ago

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Sorry, what?

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

"Tomato reduction"

[-] sozesoze@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Or cold hamberders

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup ๐Ÿค”

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

OH YEAAAHHH

[-] sozesoze@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you still get the taste of the stress hormones of the cow

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

I love having an hour at home everyday at lunchtime to make fresh, healthy meals from scratch

[-] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

Then they wouldn't have made it for lunch.

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

[-] FellowEnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Dude you gotta skin the peas one by one it takes fucking hours

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Don't forget you have to de-stone them as well.

[-] FierySpectre@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

When not using dried peas (soak and cook) the skins float to the surface automatically.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I like it better with freshly cooked chickpeas

[-] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I assumed your op was sarcastic/negative tone, but I'm realizing maybe you saw the quality and care this particular hummus took to make and were being genuine.

These results look like they taste amazing. But a can of chickpeas for homemade hummus lunch is a really nice lunch too. I think culture needs to shift from recipes and "right" way to do things and start learning how to cook as a general life skill again. Food is expensive now but do we really feed and shop for ourselves like it is?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Dried chickpeas are cheaper than canned ...

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 2 days ago

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 13 points 2 days ago

That hummus looks delicious ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] 5715@feddit.org 25 points 3 days ago

Chickpea dictatorship.

A day without chickpea consumption will be punished.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

B-but sir, Iโ€™m allergic

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 days ago

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

[-] 5715@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago

Aye dame, baba ganoush it is then

[-] TGhost@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Lefty non sense ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

Hey, I know this plate! This is an IKEA plate.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Based all around

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