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Hi triggered libs! (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by TheQuartering@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Since I got banned from Wokesky I heard this is the next biggest hangout for liberal marxist cucks, so I'll be settling here if you liberals don't get so triggered about it that you ban me

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[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago

I love the idea of the Quartering correctly configuring his pronouns when making his account. Thank you for your patience!

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 38 points 1 month ago

Quartering would have 100% been a none/use name andy

[-] blame@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

why are things we don't like andy and not andrew

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 41 points 1 month ago

Don't think this bit has legs

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

I give it this thread

[-] Florn@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Drawn and quartering

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

So you wanna speedrun how quick you can get this account banned?

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 month ago

Pretty mediocre bait bit tbh

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Appreciate the commitment to the bit by linking the merch stuff tho

[-] Comrade_Mushroom@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Seriously what is with these flimsy troll attempts lately where people who think grifting is the same as trolling come in here and say the most obvious and boring shit possible and then they're surprised when the whole entire site looks at them like

Is the art of trolling dying?

[-] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

We need to Hexbearify this image more and make it an emote

[-] sweet_pecan@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago

the double he/him made me cackle. like such a deep cut.

[-] buh@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

tell joe rogan to join this site

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Am I supposed to know who this is supposed to be

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 32 points 1 month ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Yay me I'm just old enough that i don't consume YouTube videos as a primary entertainment source!

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 month ago

Last semiliterate generation of Americans wow do you know cursive as well

[-] Thordros@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

wow do you know cursive as well

Yes I can curse fuck you.

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Not American but no i actually write like a toddler because i got given a computer in school because my printing was so bad.

[-] griefstricken@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago

Well cursive use does nothing other than make the rest of your handwriting sloppier anyways so you dodged a bullet.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Just imagine pronouns and you’re close enough. Or maybe Sargon of Akkad. Doesn’t really matter.

[-] fart@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago
[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago
[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

The correct take to have about both of those people

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

Yeah pretty much pronouns plus a greasy beard

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I only know if this guy through the clip where the emoji is from and he says the line. Honestly one of the best laughs at someone else's expense I've had in recent memory. What a poisoned brain

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago
[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Yeah, it's a verified account

[-] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

People keep asking for account verification on here, but so far none of them have come to my house to get verified!

If anyone wants to get verified, come visit me. My address is 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, VA.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Left a box at the front door with my verification info inside, plz only let the director open it

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

I havent seen any hog posted yet

[-] drake@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago

unlike u snowflakes i am not so easily triggered

WHY TRANS PERSON PLAY TRADING CARD GAME

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

An interesting bit, but it’ll be too exhausting to keep it up.

Lots of pissing in basement drains and jacking off to She-ra. Your time is better spent elsewhere

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

You wait until the halving gets on here

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

wife gone out for pizza again, jeremy?

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago
[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Someone joked about the quartering posting on hexbear just a few hours ago

I have unfortunate news for some of you

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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