ALEX. JONES. AS. PRESS. SECRETARY.
please, Allah, Jehova, Inanna i need this please
Holy fuck
If there’s ever one good thing you do in your life you bloated wet baby, it’s this. JUST GIVE ME THIS
Obviously Alex Jones is an evil man who should be buried in sand with his head exposed and left to die of exposure. But it would be extremely fitting for him to be US Press Secretary. He's already the character of American US Propaganda Chief ripped from the most unsubtle political satire ever written.
Yeah, I guess it's bad for the future of the US and mankind in general and stuff, but I appreciate that the ghouls in charge are going to be media clowns I already know and hate.
For once they don't roll out some new vaguely human-shaped sexual harrassment fungus called Kevin McFrumpus who we all have to pretend is a very real and important person now
For the US yeah, for mankind in general? The jury is still out on that one.
Rfk's potential handling of the upcoming H5N1 pandemic could fuck over other countries as well
Linda McMahon for dept of education
The United States is a joke but Jesus Christ we’re really outdoing ourselves this time around. I guess we figure if this is the end of the us we gotta go out with a bang
at this point I am convinced I live in a cartoon and Trump is the main character.
At the very least, that's how Trump imagines the situation
does alex jones shill for israel?? if he were press secretary that would be one of his main jobs
Yeah this was my thought too. Jones historically hasn't been keen on Israel, just earlier this year he called them genocidal. But he's also a weathervane. He says whatever he thinks will get him the most attention.
dude will say anything for money? Why would you think any of his opinions are sincere?
He'll just say whatever papa trump wants him to, he's not an agent of chaos or anything like that. Just a sycophant
That would be hilarious but I dont see jones getting in. Him and Trump both need to always be the smartest person in the room. Alex has already (totally impotentlly) threatened to turn on Trump or go to war with Trump of he doesn't do what jones says he does.
The first time jones got caught in a particularly explicit lie at a press conference he'd throw Trump under the bus and say he gave him bad info and get fired within a week.
THIS. IS. YOUR. FAULT. LIBERALS.
Alex Jones
But not the Alex Jones™©® character. Which is owned by the onion? So they can deepfake him legally and contradict everything Alex Jones (the guy with a social security number) says?
Oh! Oh! They could call the other one the deep fake!
I dunno about the deep fake thing. Because Alex Jones is the actor who plays Alex Jones(tm)(c)(r) and using Alex Jones’ likeness to portray Alex Jones(tm)(c)(r) might be protected.
If he's in SAG, yes, it is.
Do you think Alex Jones is union?
It would be funnier if he is
Short term? Yes. Long term? Absolutely not.
Deep state?
Find out how many layers this onion has.
You know, The Blob. The Parapolitical. The unelected institutions that provide the real impetus for affairs of state.
Oh sorry, I know what it is.
I just found it funny that they are the deep state.
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If that happens memes are back on the menu!
It’s great. It’s also irrelevant because he’s gonna fall out with half these people before they even officially start work, the rest will be out by June 2025
The real question is who gets fired first
It really does feel like he just picked people he saw on TV
The only reason he hasn't tried to get Hannibal Lecter to be the head of the FDA is not because he's a fictional character, but because he thinks he's recently deceased.
Fox News could have done a prank and occasionally some random guy appeared who they called their "crime and medicine expert". Also "Hannibal Lecter" was on the chyron for an extraordinarily long time with each appearance. Trump would have at least nominated him to be Assistant Director of the FBI or something.
We know Trump is a cable news head. This seems likely.
that guy's chinese evangelical dad was right
What cabinet position do you think the My Pillow guy is going to get?
You missed the Linda McMahon pick for Secretary of Education. Wtf. I would've never predicted that lol.
the wildest part of this is these appointments are 100% reciprocation for them putting him in a wrestlemania once
I am so glad I am one of the two departments that don't have a complete clown coming in so far.
i'm getting gorbachev vibes from this for some reason
Gorbachev had more of a Dubya style cabinet. All more competent than he was, following a more malicious agenda.
Trump II's feels like something out of the Tropico video game series, it's all grifters and fools.
Gorbachev had more of a Dubya style cabinet. All more competent than he was, following a more malicious agenda.
damn, how was this allowed to happen? /genq
Trump II’s feels like something out of the Tropico video game series, it’s all grifters and fools.
that too
i'll be surprised if the nightmare that is this presidency isn't gonna make things worse and radicalize more people
please god it would be so funny
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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