Maybe they'll manage to include Glorp Shitto
Gonna make him one of the procurement representatives for Space Northrop Grumman
I can't tell if this is satire or not.๐
I hope we get the most insufferable Imperial project manager
Please no jedi shit, Disney.
Is he going to send fundraising texts?
Loyal citizens, This is Darth Vader. To ensure PEACE and SECURITY across our galaxy, we must complete the Death Star project. Your support will accelerate its construction and secure our shared future for our people.
Unite for Galactic Peace...Support the Death Star Initiative and crush the so-called "Rebel Alliance" terrorists.
Contribute in the next hour and your donation will have 900% MATCH.
Even after the events of A New Hope, yes
Please be good
chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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