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[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 56 minutes ago

Maybe they'll manage to include Glorp Shitto

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 6 points 38 minutes ago

Gonna make him one of the procurement representatives for Space Northrop Grumman

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 9 points 1 hour ago

I can't tell if this is satire or not.๐Ÿ˜…

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

timmy-pray I hope we get the most insufferable Imperial project manager

[-] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 13 points 2 hours ago

Please no jedi shit, Disney.

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

Is he going to send fundraising texts?

[-] Chapo_is_Red@hexbear.net 8 points 1 hour ago

Loyal citizens, This is Darth Vader. To ensure PEACE and SECURITY across our galaxy, we must complete the Death Star project. Your support will accelerate its construction and secure our shared future for our people.

Unite for Galactic Peace...Support the Death Star Initiative and crush the so-called "Rebel Alliance" terrorists.

Contribute in the next hour and your donation will have 900% MATCH.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Even after the events of A New Hope, yes

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 13 points 3 hours ago

Please be good

this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2024
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