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[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago
[-] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 22 points 3 hours ago

that second paragraph reads like an ad for scented soap. these trying times can be very stressful. take control today with our new honeymint offerings by donating to the DNC!

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 hour ago

She's definitely been reading marketing books.

[-] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 31 points 4 hours ago

If you're part of the govt during that fascist regime what does that mean

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 22 points 3 hours ago

It's a fascist regime but please only take meek, subversive steps, don't actually try to do something.

At this point I hate liberals even more than any other group

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 24 points 4 hours ago

God she's such a pathetic LARPer.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 30 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

it would be really funny if someone posted hexbear.net in reply to her tho. imagine if she actually made an account and started posting here. or if she complains about us

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 23 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

take control w/ concrete steps

  • buy, borrow or steal a heavy hammer
  • smash the concrete steps into pieces of various sizes, smaller is easier to throw, heavier does more damage
  • form piles of concrete pieces in strategic locations sorted by size
  • from each according to their size to each according to their strength to yeet rocks
  • take your smashed up concrete pieces and hurl them at the armed enforcers of the fascist state
  • build slings to increase the velocity of smaller pieces of concrete
  • teach your children how to use slings effectively, they are deadly fucking accurate and almost anyone can make them
  • take your sledgehammer up the concrete stairs to the top of a building at least 3 stories high and smash some of those stairs, mainly into big pieces
  • drop big heavy pieces of concrete onto the heads of the armed enforcers of the fascist state
  • drive the means of fascist power from your city blocks and build parallel structures to replace the very few necessary services still provided under a fascist state

I mean. It's not fucking hard, Alexandria. Exarchia still stands and their struggle literally brought an end to a full blown military junta.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 54 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Preparing for a fascist regime can feel scary and paralyzing

What is this, a wikihow article? fuck you

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 32 points 6 hours ago

Oh God I used to write for wikihow. It bought me my first real guitar and then I bowed out.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 34 points 5 hours ago
[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 18 points 5 hours ago

Yeah sneaking that Japanese battle flag in the background was not as subtle as you think, Corgi.

[-] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 24 points 6 hours ago

The only time when "It's not my job to educate you" would be absolutely on point.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 46 points 7 hours ago

You want opsec? No computers. No phones. Use a pen and paper. Find and refurbish a mechanical typewriter. Seal your envelopes with wax and a sigil. Carve an abacus from wood.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 22 points 4 hours ago

pen and paper
mechanical typewriter

But both leave identifying "fingerprints" so to speak that will tie you to the communiques if you are ever raided. Consider donning gloves, using scissors to cut out words and letters from old print media and sticking them to a piece of paper like a serial killer from a cheesy movie.

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 12 points 4 hours ago

Just write in heavily exaggerated cursive for sensitive items, they'll never be able to understand what I'm writing

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 9 points 3 hours ago

Uhh I don't have the grades to become a doctor

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 3 hours ago

And your comrades can just sorta pick up the gist from the vibe of what stationary you choose to use for that particular note.

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Trotsky has sent a letter with perfume and flowing loopy script. I'm not sure what to do with it, or even what it says.

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

god i wish that was me

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 36 points 7 hours ago

Nancy AOC strikes again

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 73 points 8 hours ago

Preparing for a fascist regime? You chucklefucks not only rolled the red carpet on it you were greasing the grove. Wtf do you call having an absurdly high prison population, militarization of the police, perpetrating genocide, sanctioning a significant population of the planet? Fucking westerners live in a complete bubble

[-] miz@hexbear.net 84 points 9 hours ago

this scumbag voted for the bill that says criticism of Israel is antisemitic

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Your posts have been straight fire today comrade. I'm sure they always are but I just wanted to send appreciation.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 103 points 9 hours ago

"Preparing for a fascist regime"

Liberals and their preparing for fascism and doing nothing about it.

[-] boiledfrog@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago

Fascism is like a natural disaster !

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 39 points 7 hours ago

she never said anything about preparing to oppose fascism

[-] miz@hexbear.net 36 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

"what do you mean? I weighted my portfolio more towards private prisons"

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 78 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Can you imagine a fascist regime?

They'd probably perpetuate a genocide while shouting down anyone against it

They'd increase police spending and militarization, while making people even more paranoid of 'others'

They'd increase military spending while the country was without a war

They'd probably treat ethnic and sexual minorities as an outgroup to abuse for societal wrongs

What a wild world that would be, thank goodness liberals don't do any of that

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 33 points 8 hours ago

They voted, and have since absolved themselves of anything further than calling ICE on their neighbors.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 31 points 9 hours ago

*Still would work for it though

[-] bbnh69420@hexbear.net 21 points 7 hours ago

Little more disgust for any Congresspeople than her. How dare you, capitalist stooge

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 55 points 9 hours ago

what a disingenuous opportunist

[-] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 26 points 8 hours ago

This is kind of like when COVID happened and they knew they weren't going to do shit for you so they just told you to wear a mask and wash your hands. Donate money to them and then help each other when they fail to act.

Also, much like COVID, these fucks will tell you to prepare for the worst while they go to parties and conventions. They'll actively participate in trying to make the worst happen.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 9 hours ago

fry

Funny how I get to use this twice in a day

[-] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 45 points 9 hours ago

fellow-kids hello fellow radical leftists.

[-] Josephine_Spiro@hexbear.net 16 points 8 hours ago

Nice try, FBI

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 36 points 9 hours ago
[-] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 28 points 9 hours ago

People should comment United States Department of State

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 10 hours ago

Alexandria O-CIA-asio Cortez

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

CIAlexCIandrCiACIa OcIACIasCiAo-CIAortez

[-] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 4 hours ago

asio

ASIO is the Australian CIA btw so you did extra good here.

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