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https://www.politico.eu/article/pentagon-north-korean-troops-pornography-vladimir-putin-russia-war-in-ukraine/

The Pentagon late Tuesday said it was unable to confirm reports that North Korean troops are taking advantage of their more expansive internet access in Russia to consume copious amounts of online pornography.

U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify “any North Korean internet habits or virtual ‘extracurriculars’” taking place in Russia, saying the Pentagon is only concerned with the “more serious” aspects of the North Korean military relationship with Russia as it wages war on Ukraine.

“As for internet access, that’s a question best directed to Moscow. Right now, our attention remains on supporting Ukraine and addressing the more significant regional security concerns,” Dietz said.

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[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

This north korean soldier fanfiction just keeps getting more elaborate. They got addicted to porn now apparently? What's gonna be the next plot twist I wonder?

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

They get addicted to flakka and start eating each other's faces.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They get addicted to processed cheese and start shidding and farding

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

No evil ruZZian orc or nork soldier can resist the siren's call of FREEDOM CHEESE

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Addicted to cat videos catgirl-disgust

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

North Korean soldiers coup Putin, Russia embraces Juche.

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago

Having just finished the Korean War season of blow back this kind of news sends me to the moon. It is so blatantly made the fuck up. Plus we talk about this fucking porn shit like we DON'T FUCKING HAVE STATES IN THE UNION RIGHT NOW BLOCKING FUCKING PORN!!

WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT THAT POLITICO EU!!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify

Same shit with the reports that the DPRK troops were overdosing on medical alcohol. Why the fuck you always lying?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

I couldn't verify that Maj. Charlie Dietz didn't shit his pants

[-] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

they think the American people are stupid, and they're right.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Do you deny that you beat your wife?

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Our most senior intelligence officials cannot confirm whether the North Koreans are getting shit faced on cheap vodka, going out clubbing with hot single MILFs in their area, and dancing the night away.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Oh please. This is just nonsense. Incredible nonsense.

If a teenage boy doesn't "gorge on pornography" upon getting access to the internet an adult doesn't either. Get a grip. It's not heroine.

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] soiejo@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

You're saying that a western narrative about DPRK that spread like wildfire in the internet is probably false? capitaldcolon

[-] blame@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

this shit must be made up for redditors because i dont think fox news viewers give a fuck and msnbc has like 2 million viewers at this point

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

How the hell is this a real article in a major publication lmfao

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

I wonder where the DPRK soldiers got sim cards with enough data to download porn, I doubt the russian military shares a public wifi

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Dropping sim cards with 500gb data from a bomber is the next step of psyops

The next ROC balloons will litter the mommy milkers across pristine countryside

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Maj. Charlie Dietz when the Politico reporter keeps asking him if North Koreans are blasting fat ropes in Ukraine rn: jesse-wtf

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

think-about-it He also can't verify that they're not gorging on pornography.

Edit:

libbing-out We heard they're rubbing themselves raw!

Edit: maybe-later-kiddo

I don't know why I can't stop thinking about this. These guys can't stop cranking their hogs. I just know it!

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Also addicted to hardbass and arguing with 13 year olds on CSGO

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

And sunflower seeds

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Funny how they publicize the stories about DPRK doing all sorts of crazy stuff, then quietly drop article like this that doesn't get into the wider news outrage cycle.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Goon squad.

[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

the pentagon must get annoyed with the cia

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

What's with that wording? Are the North Korean soldiers getting too torqued for the Ukrainians to be stopped???

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