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WTF IS THE VOLCEL VANGUARD DOING!? (hexbear.net)
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https://www.politico.eu/article/pentagon-north-korean-troops-pornography-vladimir-putin-russia-war-in-ukraine/

The Pentagon late Tuesday said it was unable to confirm reports that North Korean troops are taking advantage of their more expansive internet access in Russia to consume copious amounts of online pornography.

U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify “any North Korean internet habits or virtual ‘extracurriculars’” taking place in Russia, saying the Pentagon is only concerned with the “more serious” aspects of the North Korean military relationship with Russia as it wages war on Ukraine.

“As for internet access, that’s a question best directed to Moscow. Right now, our attention remains on supporting Ukraine and addressing the more significant regional security concerns,” Dietz said.

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[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

the pentagon must get annoyed with the cia

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 58 points 2 days ago

This north korean soldier fanfiction just keeps getting more elaborate. They got addicted to porn now apparently? What's gonna be the next plot twist I wonder?

[-] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

North Korean soldiers coup Putin, Russia embraces Juche.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

They get addicted to flakka and start eating each other's faces.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They get addicted to processed cheese and start shidding and farding

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

No evil ruZZian orc or nork soldier can resist the siren's call of FREEDOM CHEESE

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Addicted to cat videos catgirl-disgust

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

Having just finished the Korean War season of blow back this kind of news sends me to the moon. It is so blatantly made the fuck up. Plus we talk about this fucking porn shit like we DON'T FUCKING HAVE STATES IN THE UNION RIGHT NOW BLOCKING FUCKING PORN!!

WHY DON'T YOU WRITE ABOUT THAT POLITICO EU!!

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago

U.S. Department of Defense spokesperson Maj. Charlie Dietz said he couldn’t verify

Same shit with the reports that the DPRK troops were overdosing on medical alcohol. Why the fuck you always lying?

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

I couldn't verify that Maj. Charlie Dietz didn't shit his pants

[-] Class_of_1917@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

they think the American people are stupid, and they're right.

[-] blame@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

this shit must be made up for redditors because i dont think fox news viewers give a fuck and msnbc has like 2 million viewers at this point

[-] soiejo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

You're saying that a western narrative about DPRK that spread like wildfire in the internet is probably false? capitaldcolon

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Oh please. This is just nonsense. Incredible nonsense.

If a teenage boy doesn't "gorge on pornography" upon getting access to the internet an adult doesn't either. Get a grip. It's not heroine.

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Do you deny that you beat your wife?

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

Our most senior intelligence officials cannot confirm whether the North Koreans are getting shit faced on cheap vodka, going out clubbing with hot single MILFs in their area, and dancing the night away.

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

How the hell is this a real article in a major publication lmfao

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

I wonder where the DPRK soldiers got sim cards with enough data to download porn, I doubt the russian military shares a public wifi

[-] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dropping sim cards with 500gb data from a bomber is the next step of psyops

[-] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

The next ROC balloons will litter the mommy milkers across pristine countryside

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Clearly the Russians understand the importance of maintaining morale among their allies

[-] NPa@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Maj. Charlie Dietz when the Politico reporter keeps asking him if North Koreans are blasting fat ropes in Ukraine rn: jesse-wtf

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

think-about-it He also can't verify that they're not gorging on pornography.

Edit:

libbing-out We heard they're rubbing themselves raw!

Edit: maybe-later-kiddo

I don't know why I can't stop thinking about this. These guys can't stop cranking their hogs. I just know it!

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Cranking all the way to Kiev

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

In this erotic metaphor Putin is edging (2 years now, God damn!). These DPRK soldiers don't have that kind of control, yet, but they came to learn from the Russian semen retention masters.

putin-wink left-unity-2 dprk-general

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Oh shit!!! It's still No Fap November, what the fuck are these guys doing?!?!?!

Dick Destroy December is around the corner. Fucking wait!

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Also addicted to hardbass and arguing with 13 year olds on CSGO

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

And sunflower seeds

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Now this is journalism

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Funny how they publicize the stories about DPRK doing all sorts of crazy stuff, then quietly drop article like this that doesn't get into the wider news outrage cycle.

[-] Riffraffintheroom@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Goon squad.

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

What's with that wording? Are the North Korean soldiers getting too torqued for the Ukrainians to be stopped???

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