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Extended lungs
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Metal vocalists hate him!
Metal vocalists ~~hate~~ love him!
You got scammed, bro. 4-stroke lungs are a much better deal. (uni-directional breathing, air sacs before/after lungs. birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs)
Yeah but then you have to change your lung oil more frequently. Shit adds up in this economy
I'm mostly surprised that one or both lungs aren't Saddam Hussein.
It's been seven hours since this comment, and they still aren't Saddam Hussein. Lemmy, are you OK?
Dr. Crowbar lol
He's offering CORVID shots, too.
I got extended lungs and it was the best thing I've ever done and I'm not just saying that to get a commission.
I have extended lungs, but I opted for the 'play a brass instrument for a decade' method.
I take lungs now, gills come next week.
You told everyone!
I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.
Ah, I've got one of these due this month, but the Canada Post strike is going on. I still don't know who signed me up, but I've been getting this joke mail for months now.
I'm calling you about your lung extended warranty...
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2024
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