They're taking the piss out of us metalheads!

I'm possibly in the age bracket, but definitely a metal head. And I can say that having to fucking need an incontinence pad or diaper had been one of the most depressing things that's happened to me in the progression of my neurological disease. It's bizarre to see people choose them outside of niche fetishism or medical need

And this is another reason I don't go into mosh pits anymore. Imagine being slightly below average height, crushed against six foot something sweaty shirtless hairy men so large that when they take one step towards you they pull in ten other gig goers by their gravitational pull. You feel like a match stick in a sea of organic goo and sweat. Yes you can almost touch your rock idols, but most of the time you're touching blubber. Now add the musk of warm piss into that mix.

No thanks 👍.

I'll tell you the tried and true method, for when You need to piss at a concert. You let it out a few drops at a time and rub it into Your thighs.

Very Spinal Tap.

I can definitely see an (attention whoring) drunk metal head wearing these for the giggles and using them when they are blackout drunk with Faxe Beer Taped to each hand.

No offense, these guys are the salt of the festivals.

Liquid Death has an unusual range of merchandise, some are tongue-in-cheek.

ew

Now that's a different kind of mosh pit

Depends are more affordable but idk if they use less plastic?

Depends are more affordable but idk if they use less plastic?