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[-] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 42 points 2 weeks ago

Holy shit, I've accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I'm somehow only 40 years old.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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[-] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean it's technically not wrong. I'm 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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[-] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago

1990 kid here, im so old i died yesterday

[-] Ogeon@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

Same, but I'm feeling better today

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[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We've retired the joke:

Can you imagine sending that one perpetual intern who's so tired of your shit to Home Depot to buy the cheapest sink for your lame joke as the world's richest man starved for attention?

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

didn't even have context that made it make sense. he just used it in context of moving in... but the double entendre means nothing without the second, uh, entendre. anyway he's so fucking lame, stupid and unfunny is what I'm saying

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[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

it's me sink.

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Are the years metric?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 21 points 2 weeks ago

Born in 1985. 'bout to turn 100 in a couple months.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Born in '78, basically immortal

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Bullshit, the last person from the before-fore times died off millennia ago.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

Many fell, some survive.

Come closer children, i will tell you of a time of meaningful climate action and workplace reforms

[-] Deello@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

As an adult I must say that those are some of my favorite fairy tales.

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[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm with you 'brother', albeit one year behind. Let us tell tales of effective protest and civilian action!

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 4 points 2 weeks ago

I just turned 100 last month, it's fuckin awesome, I can fly now, only like for a mile, but everything I need is within a mile radius, so I'm saving Soo much on fuel and parking.

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[-] Routhinator@startrek.website 18 points 2 weeks ago

Clearly written by an LLM. Math is hard.

[-] subtext@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you invite it in, you're powerless against it.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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[-] orcrist@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago

Might take a few decades to properly sink in tho.

[-] Bearlydave@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

I believe this, but mostly because I was born yesterday.

[-] ShortFuse@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Only 1900s kids would understand.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Not if they will die before then...

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

1990 gang calling in, I’ll be 65 this January

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Also 1990 gang, I'll be 78 this February

[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

1973 gang. I have dementia now so I don't even know how old I am. Someone tells me I am 207 but it doesn't seem right.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

That math doesn't math. I'm just the right kind of old to know, no coffee required.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

this will become true in just a couple of years from now, assuming you represent age as a base-six number. (4*6+5 == 2027-1998)

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[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Time to bury my 45 year old husband brb

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[-] Chaos0f7ife@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hmmmmm... So does that make me a time traveler? I've always wanted to be Phill of the Future.

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You younglings won't understand, but after about age 35, your brain filters out calendar math and you won't notice the meme is wrong.

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[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I genuinely like to try to make myself think statements like this are true. If I do it for like a few years and start actually buying it myself, then I'll be pleasantly surprises when I actually turn 40.

[-] Colors@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

This meme is from the future!

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[-] rasakaf679@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm 145 years old. Where are my bald gang at?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Time is a human invention.

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

The past is far behind us, the future doesn't exist! Oh, what's the time?

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[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

look at my steam account, i'll be 125 yrs old on 1/1/25

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