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The real reason Frodo needed to go to Valinor to find peace
You can bet Gollum was packing some real heat. Didn't he like the fish raw unsalted iykwim?
Thank you. I'd give you two upvotes, but one is all I got.
I would if I could
What would you say to Gollum while he leads you to Mount Doom when his dingus flops out?
Hey bro, nice dick
Nice precious, bro
You just know there's a version of the slo-mo fall into the lava that shows the lil' Smeagol spinning like a helicopter as he goes down.
Stupid sexy Gollum
Nothing at all.......
Nothing at all................
I've got a male sphynx cat that has prepared me for these sorts of mental images.
That ring wasn't precious to him because he kept it on his finger...
They say the One Ring feels like warm apple pie...
If you're a hobbit, yeah. Any other species just... couldn't, though not for lack of trying
Bro just woke up and chose violence
Not to mention the fact that they had to climb some very steep stairs and Gollum went first. Poor hobbits...
Oh no, the thoight of a visible dick on a traditionally unattractive creature, my fragile sanity.
Jesus, Americans. ๐
Yes, because Americans are the only people who don't want to to be flashed constantly by a creepy man who tried to murder us a while ago.
You know as well as I do that there's a major difference between intentionally flashing someone for oh-no-didnt-think-you-had-genitalia shock value, and just not really caring to cover up for whatever reason, usually comfort. Murder attempts or no.
What if his dick fall off when he ~~became a gollum~~ transitioning?
what if it remained alive and became an independent organism
Like a worm, growing into a second Gollun?
just a disgusting sea cucumber-like creature sitting in a pond somewhere, not noticed by anyone and yet palpably making the world a worse place simply by existing.
Oh, you mean Elon Musk back in the nineties?
New from Mattel: It's Ken Smeagol!
His name made me laugh.
rule 34
Don't you apologize. DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING APOLOGIZE.
In the book the hobbits take baths in the same room and after being saved from the barrow wight they run around and frolick naked on the grass. I don't think they're affected by the sight of a little peegol.
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