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You dissociate? (lemmy.world)
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[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[-] Entropywins@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

[-] sulgoth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Bum drive.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Any network I join is a wide anal network

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[-] NigelSimmons@startrek.website 23 points 2 months ago

I'll leave this here...

[-] Botzo@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Decentralized encrypting shitting

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

But is it open source?

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

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[-] unphazed@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Shoot me a bm

[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 2 months ago

Gonna need fiber for that.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

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[-] kasagawa@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

470

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Ew, thanks I love it

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

One word -

Airgap

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Aka the sphincternet.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

[-] mudmaniac@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

[-] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

I'm logged in rn.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Begin the big download

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

there's enough data in my bum i don't want more

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Err .. I don't think you want to download ..

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[-] benderbeerman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse

[-] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?

[-] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Honestly terrifies me

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[-] helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today 5 points 2 months ago

Reading this while on the shitter

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 2 months ago

I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...

"Ed..... Ward...?"

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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 4 points 2 months ago

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

It's a comforting thought 😌

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

[-] aido@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Move to a house with a septic tank

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Why? Butt network is life.

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