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You dissociate?
(lemmy.world)
The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.
Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?
Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?
I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.
Bum drive.
Septic tank =Honeypot?
Any network I join is a wide anal network
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I'll leave this here...
I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...
Decentralized encrypting shitting
But is it open source?
You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.
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I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.
Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.
Shoot me a bm
Gonna need fiber for that.
Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.
poot poot
Pick up the fart phone
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Ew, thanks I love it
Makes me feel very connected, thanks.
One word -
Airgap
Aka the sphincternet.
There is an air gap. You're safe.
But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.
I'm logged in rn.
Begin the big download
there's enough data in my bum i don't want more
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So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then
Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?
Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse
I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.
What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?
Honestly terrifies me
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Reading this while on the shitter
When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.
I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/
I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.
And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...
"Ed..... Ward...?"
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OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls
And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.
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It's a comforting thought 😌
This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").
Move to a house with a septic tank
Why? Butt network is life.
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