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I'm just a 20 year old guy, AMA
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What's your favourite part of the krebs cycle?
Old dude here. What are the kids into these days? Oh, and get off my lawn.
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What is 27364859273 times 473726475847?
1.2963458e+22
Skirts, long or short? What is the name of the character that dies first in breaking bad? Astrological sign? Would you be able to recognize lenf nodes if you looked at them with a microscope? Why 20?
Short long medium, it doesn’t really matter to me. I think the first character that dies in breaking bad is Crazy 8s partner or cousin or whatever he is, but I don’t remember his name. I would not be able to recognize a lenf node in a microscope, I don’t even know what that is. 20 because I was born 20 years ago.
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What advice (uplifting or real-shit depressing) would you give to someone who just turned 18?
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- What is your name?
- What is your quest?
- What is your favorite color?
- Do you know why I asked you these questions?
Bonus Questions
- What is the capital of Assyria?
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Would the life cycle/span of strongyloides allow for specimens to be expelled through the nose approximately 30 days apart, or does that suggest an infestation by a different autoinfective helminth?
Which way to up?
Turn your head 90 degrees up and you’ll see it
That’s the ground
You are an enigma
Australia moment
Unable to comply. Brain melted at 42 degrees.
Well that's what you get for not using freedom™©® units.
Sorry, turn your head up π/2 radians.
Ah damn I’m sorry
Thank you, too kind! Wishing you well in your future endeavors
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what was, if any, your first fictional childhood crush?
what phone do you have?
pancakes or waffles? Chicken nuggets or tenders?
What's your favorite game?
Do you like the color green? what about light green?
What time is it?
Do you think ghosts are real?
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Why would you best match this position?
I don’t really remember my first fictional childhood crush
I have an iPhone 13
I think that pancakes when done right are the far superior option, but people don’t often do them right so waffles feel safer most of the time
Tenders all the way
I think my favorite game is either Baldurs Gate 3, RDR2, or Hollow Knight. If I’m thinking back real far then Sonic Adventure 2 is a contender too, I played that a lot as a kid
Green is great! I prefer a dark, earthier green but light green isn’t bad.
It is 1:07 AM as I am writing this.
I definitely think ghosts are real.
In 5 years I hope I have 1 or 2 kids, and a nice stable job to provide for them and my wife, living in a cute little house somewhere in the eastern United States
I think I’m the best match cuz I’m awesome 😎
this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2024
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