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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 43 points 6 months ago
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 14 points 6 months ago

There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 months ago

It would also have fit on r/arethestraightsokay

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[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 28 points 6 months ago

Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 6 months ago

Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 months ago

Both icons look like they are packing, so go to the right. And shaved men should also maybe go to the right?

I read it as women with unshaved balls have free choice.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Well, I can certainly show you dick nipples but you won't like what they're doing.

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[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.

[-] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

Good idea, but I don't know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.

[-] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago
[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago

People shit in urinals too often.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

Once, anywhere in the world, any point in time is too often.

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[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

I've seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that's the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.

I'd love to hear it explained if you'd be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.

[-] Charzard4261@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

They don't need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 6 months ago

Kilroy was in the women's bathroom.

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[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

What if you shave your balls?

[-] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 24 points 6 months ago

Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.

[-] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

If you're cutting yourself that much, you're definitely doing it wrong lol.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people "sexualizing children" would see any problem with that sign...

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 15 points 6 months ago

Left:

Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.

Right:

Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.

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Am I seeing this right?

[-] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

C-section scars are horizontal.

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Not always.

It depends on what position the baby is in, and other factors.

I was brought into the world via a vertically cut c section, as I insisted on attempting to exit my mother butt first.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Pierced testicles makes me feel bad.

[-] badbytes@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Fly's to the left, humans to the right.

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

[-] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!!!!

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

What about those of us who only shave one? It's a religious thing.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 6 months ago

Straight to hell, obviously

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[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.

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[-] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

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[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other's genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You're kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.

[-] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 4 points 6 months ago

That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

[-] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Finnish bank osuuspankki logo comes close to qp outline, but it has extra shaft at the top

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[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

In the far future everyone will wear jumpsuits or togas (depending on role and preferences) and restroom facilities will be ungendered. Also, if you go in your pants, embeded enzymes / bacteria will clean it up completely inside ten minutes and the clothes will smell like chlorophyll due to esoteric science.

[-] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

I know people with neither and both, so uhhh, which one?

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