We used to start morning meetings with an icebreaker question at my old job. A friend had just watched “You’re the Worst” and was inspired to say, “raise your hand if you don’t wash your legs in the shower.”

About half of us raised our hands. The non-washers insisted that gravity caused the soap to wash your legs and feet. We leg washers were not convinced, and a little grossed out, but we were all really surprised to learn the other side of the argument.

If this is bro saying he doesn’t wash his ass, or his worry is because he knows his ass is stanky, then I have no idea how she’s put up with him this long.

it always starts with "be a dear and wash your ass," then it moves on to "i need you to drive me to the hospital," and "stop fucking my sister"

There are worse things in life than having your ass washed by someone who loves you. Bonus points for the reach around handy.

One of yous is gonna be cold with the other gets the shower water

If she wanted to wash your ass, she would have asked you to step outside and hosed you down with a garden hose with your clothes still on.

That's not your girlfriend, it's just Del in disguise!

I really wanted to post a picture from the trashy rapper album K-Flex "Wash yo ass" but im on a work network right now...

i invite you to look it up though.

She's going to have to teach him the basics of the English language first.

Who can is about . Punctuation , ?
we . all know it,s a suggestion anyway