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[-] nasezero@hexbear.net 77 points 1 month ago

Cant wait to learn about the next pandemic (on top of the current ongoing one) through healthcare workers anecdotally reporting a huge uptick in respiratory cases, and everyone else noticing a "really bad flu going around."

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 60 points 1 month ago

The first people will hear about this is when they start to see people with bleeding eyes

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Trump supporters will say it's fake and a Chinese plot anyway

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

cool i hope trump’s bitch ass catches bird flu from mcnuggets. 50% mortality rate 🥰

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 51 points 1 month ago

Fellas, is it woke to think about health?

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

Dunno about that but it could very well be gay!

[-] rootsbreadandmakka@hexbear.net 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So this is only until Feb 1 atm and makes exceptions for communications “critical for health.” Which seems to mean things requiring immediate action - such as the FDA releasing info about an allergic reaction in a certain medication today. Regular reports are paused though.

Of course this was all explained in a later memo, while in the original guidance the pause was of an indeterminate length. Definitely has had a chilling effect, a lot of public health people are up in arms about this.

[-] darkcalling@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

think-about-it

America can't be blamed for the next pandemic if we turn off all surveillance and early warning, gag scientists, stop any reporting on it, stop looking for it, etc. Then when it does break out into a pandemic there won't be any solid proof of where it came from and we can blame China (or maybe Mexico since this is Trump) for that as well.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 46 points 1 month ago
[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 54 points 1 month ago

And quit casually visiting poultry farms with your homeschooled kids to show them how nature works

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

“Poultry farm” “how nature works”

Pick one!

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 42 points 1 month ago

lmao sure, fuck it, why not

[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

cool we're going back to the Spanish flu style of virus prevention

[-] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago

How is the US going to go to war with China when they're killing off their own citizens

[-] jack@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

I'm starting to think this empire isn't run by the most strategically competent crew

[-] GaryLeChat@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 1 month ago

Nothing to see here gif from naked gun

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago

So we're on, what, Day 2 of Pathologic?

[-] Frivolous_Beatnik@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

I haven't seen any sentient screaming plague clouds yet so we're not at full pandemic.

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

sentient screaming plague clouds

We call those anti-maskers

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Sentient screaming plague clouds

:coach-l4d2: boomer spotted!

[-] thatslife@hexbear.net 35 points 1 month ago
[-] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago
[-] coolusername@lemmy.ml 31 points 1 month ago

it's the AMERICAN FLU EVERYBODY

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

What a remarkably stupid timeline

[-] IceWallowCum@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago

Wall Street regime strong-arms health agencies and imposes silence order on scientists amidst growing concerns of potentially fatal contagious disease on the loose

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

Bird flu? Yeah we don't know if they do that shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Underappreciated pun

[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Maybe it's good I lost my job and am having trouble finding work...

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

McBirdflu double coming right up. It's what the brainworms ordered.

[-] someone@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago
[-] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

very normal thing to order

[-] polpotkin@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

Letting chicken flu run rampant instead of culling the sick is one way to bring down egg prices.

[-] REgon@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago
[-] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
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