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[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 45 points 1 week ago

For an athlete sweating a lot maybe 37 cups is good for him

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 week ago

Idk, one of the articles references two high school football players who died from over hydration. Didn't say how much they drank but it does go to show that you can over hydrate even with a lot of exercise.

Also he's the quarter back, does he actually do that much strenuous exercise? Yeah he probably has to do some sprints to remain agile but he doesn't need to run that fast or for that long, he just needs to make quick decisions under pressure and throw well. He's not a marathon runner or anything like that.

[-] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Professioneel athletes typically require insane things from their body. You shouldn’t underestimate how much these guys do in terms of exercise. At the same time, they should realise that their nutrition regime (incl. hydration ) is wrong for everyone who is not a professional athlete.

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 week ago

Not all athletes have the same needs though. I don't doubt a marathon runner would need to drink a lot of water , though I doubt even they'd need 2.5 gallons, but does a professional golfer?

I'd argue a quarter back is more similar to the golfer. They aren't training for speed or stamina, they're training their fine motor skills and some strength to be able to throw far and throw accurately. If you look at the quarter back on the side line they usually aren't dripping with sweat like a lot of the other positions are.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

the IOM says NFL athletes should get a minimum of one gallon/3.7 liters per day, but their data says it might need to be as high as 10 liters.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

I read 0 of the articles

[-] Damage@feddit.it 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I've no idea what 37 cups equates to.
I drink 2.5 liters a day.
This summer working in extreme heat WITH physical activity, I roughly doubled that.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

Google says 8.7 liters (also I am in no way trying to defend Brady I just made an offhand comment about how maybe it's plausible, I didn't even consider how much water 37 cups is I just figured professional athlete sweating up a storm)

A cup is 8oz, or something like 240ml, which is about half of a typical drinking glass. That's a lot of water. Here in the states, people challenge themselves to drink 8 glasses (so ~16 cups), and the recommended amount is 12-16/day.

[-] remi_pan@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

A drinking glass in the States is 500 mL ?! That's huge ! In my part of the globe glasses are usually more between 120 and 250 mL.

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[-] hissingmeerkat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I used to have practices where I'd routinely drink 168 oz (a full 40 oz bottle plus a gallon of refills) over the course of a couple hours. 37 cups is a gallon more than that. It's enough water to cool off about another 2000 kCal of exercise.

I wonder if he's still throwing down 4-6 megacalorie days now that he's retired.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
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[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I will now roast Tom Brady.

"Fuck you Tom Brady! AHAHAHAHAHA"

Roasted.

This comment is brought to you by "The Roast of Tom Brady". Only on Netflix. Go fuck yourself Tom Brady.

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago

Who the hell's Tom Brady? Is that the MySpace guy?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Frequent mix up - you must be thinking Robert Reed’s character (Mike Brady)

[-] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No he used to play football, it's Ed o'Neill's character (Al Brady).

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Was he that really good keeper for Man United back in the day?

[-] mxcory@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Some might say you "slammed" him.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

Water poisoning is a whole thing. You gotta make sure you're eliminating water you're drinking at a healthy rate before you consume even more water.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

So I'm supposed to be measuring my pee?

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

If the US ever gets a reasonable privacy law, I really think smart toilets that measured and analyzed your waste could be very helpful tools. In the current world it would be a privacy nightmare though.

[-] kofe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Well that just put a horrific image in my mind as a person capable of childbirth

Thanks, I hate it lol

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[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

I feel like 37 glasses of water should technically count as drowning

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Let's say that he's drinking from small glasses, only 200 mL each. 37 drinks of 200 mL is 7.4 L of water (1501 teaspoons in American units).

That's a ridiculous amount of water. 7L of water has a mass approximately of 7 kg. Apparently Brady weighs about 100 kg, so if he's not lying he's drinking 7.5% of his body weight every day? My bet is that even the biggest NFL player playing in sweltering summer heat isn't going to need more than 7 L of water per day.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I probably drink about six liters per day, it's noticably more than anyone else I've met.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago
[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

Their well flushed kidneys.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Their exhausted, well-flushed kidneys.

[-] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

still very flushed. And that means you will live forever, right?

[-] Daemnyz@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Please get checked for Diabetes. That's the first sign :(

[-] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago

Odds are he doesn't actually drink that much. At the time he was selling electrolytes and if he can convince people to drink more water then they'll buy more electrolytes to put in that water.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Dead people don't buy electrolytes tom!

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 week ago

Person who sweats his ass off drinks much more water than most people.

Wow, what a fucking crisis that wasn't.

[-] alleycat@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

37 cups is 8.75 Liters, according to Wolfram Alpha.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago
[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It’s important to note that she was also trying to hold in all of her urine. Refusing to pee when your bladder is in pain is a really bad thing to do!

[-] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

There's also at least one article (well the only one I found was more recent in 2016 could have sworn I knew one from the 2000s, no amount of water in the one I read) out there of someone dying from drinking too much water while high. I want to say it was like 1-2 gallons in a fairly short amount of time, a few hours or something.

That said I've been high a ton and never got close to that amount of water so stay hydrated just don't down like a gallon in a couple hours, even extremely dehydrated I'm fairly certain our bodies aren't meant to process that amount of water, though too lazy to check amounts.

[-] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember there being a few cases of mdma 'overdose' in the late 90s/early 2000s that actually ended up being due to water toxicity.

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

A glass of water isn't necessarily a "cup" in US cooking units.

[-] timewarp@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

There are no consequences for rich people saying stupid shit like this.

Now we know how water wars will begin.

[-] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 8 points 1 week ago

The 4 kinds of news articles

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

if it was a youtube video, it'd have a thumbnail with red arrow pointing at Tom Brady's smirk face and says "Murderer??" and the youtuber shocked O face next to it.
And off course it would be 20 mins long at least with AI pics and commentary and starts by asking you to sub and like and the video is sponsored by BetterHelp

That’s how Bruce Lee died

[-] tobogganablaze@lemmus.org 6 points 1 week ago

Someone get this man a radio show!

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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe he's splashing half of it on his head or something?

[-] gil2455526@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

I'm going to guess it was BS like this that made his ex-wife ask for a divorce.

[-] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Overhydration

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