Oh dang honey, Dr. Gay Hitler said my blood pressure is too high. (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 months ago by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 40 points 2 months ago

Lmfao "George Washington Hitler"

Just a bit of foreshadowing.

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

It's like the universe is fucking with us.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 16 points 2 months ago

Turns out God is actually real... They're the kid with the microscope burning ants kind of God though.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

cereal2

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

The underappreciated prequel to Mambo No. 5

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

data-laughing omfg mysidsdd

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Apparently he was quite well liked by the community.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Damn, he lived all 6 war years as Dr. Gay Hitler. I want his autobiography.

[-] ComradeMonotreme@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

So long gay Hitler

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

Using a time machine to explain to this guy what cumtown is

[-] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Actually this is Nick doing a bit with his Time Machine that he used to sleep with that hot def girl before Stav did.

[-] DoiDoi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

at least one son

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I think the most fascinating part is any combination of other names in that blurb also give you comedy gold. I mean George Washington Hitler is the obvious one. Mable Long-Hitler? Banger. Ohio Hitler? Yup. Pickaway Hitler? That's something.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

oh hey its the founder of LGB Alliance

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Adolf Hitler Uunona is a Namibian civil rights activist and politician. Uunona has been a councillor and member of the South-West Africa People’s Organization (SWAPO) since 2003.

Uunona joined politics as an activist and as a member a of SWAPO. He was also a member of the militant organization People's Liberation Army. At the time, South Africa had a segregation system which separated black and white people known as apartheid. Uunona is known to take his name light-heartedly, saying that he has no goals of "world domination."