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[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 65 points 1 month ago

Americans will use anything but the metric system ... unless it's important.

[-] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Who says 3000 grams instead of 3 kg anyway.

[-] Kamikazimatt@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

People do it when they want to make the thing they’re presenting sound more impressive or bigger.

[-] GiantRobotTRex@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 month ago
[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago

THREE MILLION milligrams

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

I'll have you know I have a whole 27343 cents in my bank account.

[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

pff, rich kid /j

[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This isn't a real thing, I've never heard anyone say "thousands of grams" in my whole life.

When people (and I mean, usually law enforcement) want to inflate the numbers on drug busts, they convert it to "doses" at some unknown conversion rate, or to "market value". Which kinda makes some sense, because it takes into account the purity level, but still sounds weird.

[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Drug math, keys are for coke.

[-] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Concentrate like that is usually sold by the gram. I'm going to assume they phrased it like that so we stoners can immediately visualize it as 3000 1g pots.

[-] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I need Bulma to build me a cannaball radar.
(tbf I also need a Bulma)

[-] sgbrain7@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

forbidden(?) honey jawbreaker

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 weeks ago

Pure cannabis oil?

Yeah, p forbidden.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

I suddenly want to go bowling. And get high.

You know what, forget the bowling.

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Bring out the bowl

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

I might be an addict.

I saw this and immediately thought, "I would do anything to have this. I wouldn't have to buy weed for at least sixteen months if I had this."

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

No wonder Saruman started getting weird.

[-] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago
[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It really only looks like that on the space station.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 4 points 1 month ago

3000 grams, otherwise known as 3kg.

[-] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

For anyone wanting more info on what they are and how they’re made, they are created by a facility named Xtracted Labs right here in my hometown of Seattle WA!

(I don’t partake myself, but I find the stuff fascinating!)

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

"Oh shit! That'll get us high for-"

"I know. Hours."

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