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Just imagine a fleet of Cybertanks spontaneously bursting into flames two miles outside of Monterrey. Beicon épico

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[-] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 9 hours ago

I mean Boeing already gets a lot of them and we know how theyre doing these days.

[-] D61@hexbear.net 9 points 8 hours ago

All HMMV's to be replaced by Cybertrucks,

Tesla's stock goes to the moon,

then the hilarity begins.

A real, "Its like I'm HALO", moment.

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

Doesn't matter what failson gets it, this is the path we're on.

[-] hello_hello@hexbear.net 10 points 9 hours ago

I expect more apology letters from Ansar Allah as they have to shoot down a plane that could have canceled all student debt and given full healthcare

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 58 points 13 hours ago

He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software. It'd be called the Super Efficient Xtrafighter (SEX, get it? Freaking epic!).

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 22 points 10 hours ago

A self driving stainless steel battletank with just a single touchscreen to control it.

“Why do all these DoD nerds keep telling me stainless steel isn’t a good armour material and what are they on about physical controls are good for Electronic warfare. Shut up losers I’m disrupting the industry.” Elon Musk, probably.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 40 points 13 hours ago

He'd probably have his engineers some kind of overcomplicated and extremely expensive fighter that'd keep running into issues with both the hardware and software.

We already have the F-35 lol

[-] huf@hexbear.net 11 points 9 hours ago

imagine a self-driving F-35!

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

The F-35 powered by Grok so-true

[-] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 26 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, I was referencing the F-35, because that already feels like a Tesla production. my-hero would somehow make it worse, I bet.

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 17 points 11 hours ago

Gamer RGB lights on everything and it has a speaker that plays meme sound effects

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 15 points 10 hours ago

It farts every time you fire the cannon 😂🤣

[-] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 10 hours ago

I said it already in another thread, but we should convince Musk to build a fleet of 30,000 ton bolo tanks powered by AI.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 23 points 13 hours ago

Known for it's ability to X-cruciate the pilot and medically X-empt them from future military service

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 48 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

picturing a fighter plane with touch screen flight controls and voice activated weapons that can only reliably understand a strong afrikaner accent

[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 8 points 8 hours ago

pretty sure in one of the GI Joe films there's a ship that can only be controlled through Gaelic voice activated controls

[-] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 11 hours ago
[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I can't find that tweet but there is this one:

Hitler was sooooo fresh

https://xcancel.com/kanyewest/status/1887844166908231745

[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 9 points 12 hours ago

Oh that was from today

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