Really bringing back the prior century's robber baron era aren't they? Wonder what our banana wars are gonna be over
US invasion of Vietnam to secure funko pop production
The U.S invasion of Bermuda to secure the east coast from British invasion and to use it as the hop-off point to secure the republic of Ireland from the perfidious English
Uncritical support for the US invading Britain to secure Lead Belt model production and seizure of Games Workshop.
The London Lead Party when a bunch of brits throw a shipment of wargame miniatures into the thames in an act of protest against Washington
Trump tells every country in the world they must immediately invest 1% of their GDP in $TRUMP meme coins. He says "bad things - very bad things - will happen for countries that don't."
"Ok Ukraine, let's try that quid pro quo again. This time I don't have to worry about getting in trouble for it."
It's good to be the King...
biden's already pardoned hunter, so there's no point to this law anymore
sinister gringo era is BACK
Dark MAGA
president deals strikes again
This is a no-go for me. I was planning to buy some low level Chinese officials and have them promoted through the ranks over the next 20-30 years until I control all of China but the tariffs make the investment impossible for me to justify to my shareholders at the next hourly earnings call.
I was wanting to put businessmen at constant risk of being jailed by regulators 
Don’t they already do this?
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