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coin gets rejected, he has hit awkwardly hold the doll, grab the coin and try to put it in the right way

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[-] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 2 months ago

Well of course HDGAF, it was deflated.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

does that count as a blow job?

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

At least he didn't fill her up right then and there afterwards.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

People gotta stop being weird about sex.

[-] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 2 months ago

A sex doll is almost the definition of "weird about sex"

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Why is it so weird? How is it any different than a pucket pussy or a vibrator?

People have sex. Lots of people, lots of sex and as much different way to have sex.

It's a toy made specifically for sex. Nothing weird about it.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Maybe if we weren't weird about sex, folks wouldn't need to fuck a balloon.

[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

This feels a lot like a bachelor party thing

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's exactly like that. Except without the bachelor. Or the party.

Well, maybe a little bit of party.

[-] Werbert@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago
[-] JustRalph@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Then do it again.

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 months ago

Has anyone ever used one of those blow up "sex dolls" cause like I can't imagine it actually feeling good. More just a gag decoration at a party

[-] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

As a person equipped with a penis I can promise you, if there is a hole, some one has put their dick in it.

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 months ago

Well no doubt about that. I'm asking how it feels. I don't imagine it's good

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Just Asking For A Friend

I assume you'd lube it up but yeah. Lonely dudes aren't shelling out 3k for full sized fuck dolls because $20 blowups are an acceptable substitute.

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Cheaper to buy a coconut

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

The free air pump is the wildest thing about this?

Free? Where is this?

[-] ftbd@feddit.org 2 points 2 months ago

You can find these stations in lots of public places in Europe. They usually have some tools for basic bicycle repair too

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!

[-] atro_city@fedia.io 6 points 2 months ago

How old is that picture? Are there any JPEG daters in here?

[-] truthfultemporarily@feddit.org 11 points 2 months ago

I wonder how accurate you can date a picture based on jpeg artifacts and resolution.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

That's actually really interesting. I bet you could do it really well if you had some measure of how popular the image was

Blowing it up, might be a prank. Fucking it? Well yeah, he don't care.

[-] strongarm@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

"It's for a friend"

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

No one wants to have sex with a headache.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

My bro was visiting family in the united states of north of Mexico, and while there got to visit Chicago. First thing he saw entering the train was a "just an ass - vagina" of a used sex doll trashed on the entrance of the wagon.... keep not giving a fuck northmexicans

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 3 points 2 months ago
[-] TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I mean he probably should've waited until night

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago

Garbage-tier life goals

[-] Krompus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Most socially adept The Long Drive player.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I'd do the same if there're no kids or young girls around

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Yes officer, this comment right here"

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Please explain the difference between young girls and young boys in this scenario.

[-] answersplease77@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

young girls 18-24 I'd say. I have nieces that are this age. I just want to pump my doll and go home in peace

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