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[-] python@lemmy.world 112 points 2 weeks ago
[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 26 points 2 weeks ago

My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 2 weeks ago

She's an urban underground train.

[-] swab148@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

She's an underwater vehicle

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 77 points 2 weeks ago

What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago

Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol

[-] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 55 points 2 weeks ago

Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Right, is this all in context?

What’s going on at this party?

Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

Which one is being awkward here?

[-] galanthus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

And who the fuck just comes and tells you this sort of shit lmao

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 44 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh... My mistake. What's it like down at the bottom of the ocean?"

[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

"oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence"

[-] filtoid@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 weeks ago

"hey baby why don't we head back to my dry dock"

[-] toofpic@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Submarine, but you can call me Mary

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.

[-] slacks9579@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.

[-] galanthus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't speak Japanese, why would you watch anime in Japanese? Do you watch all films you do not know the original languages of with subtitles?

[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yes. I do prefer to watch films not in English in their original language.

The only exception would be very fast dialogue or multiple people speaking at once. But I can read at the speed of most movie speech.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

You are asking why adults would prefer to watch stuff in their original language lol

I prefer to watch stuff in languages I know with subtitles as well.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a substitute for another guy

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

I look pretty tall but my heels are high.

[-] kameecoding@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Uhhmmm, Sir? I'm an Italian cold cut... 👀

this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2025
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