She's a long sandwich???
My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?
She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn
She's an urban underground train.
She's an underwater vehicle
What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I'm in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.
Wait. It's a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.
Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.
Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she's the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol
Oops. Not their fault "sub" has a dozen meanings.
Right, is this all in context?
What’s going on at this party?
Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”
Which one is being awkward here?
I believe this might have been an instance of so-called "flirting".
And who the fuck just comes and tells you this sort of shit lmao
"Oh... My mistake. What's it like down at the bottom of the ocean?"
"oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence"
"hey baby why don't we head back to my dry dock"
Submarine, but you can call me Mary
No thanks. I prefer dub.
Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.
The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.
If you don't speak Japanese, why would you watch anime in Japanese? Do you watch all films you do not know the original languages of with subtitles?
Yes. I do prefer to watch films not in English in their original language.
The only exception would be very fast dialogue or multiple people speaking at once. But I can read at the speed of most movie speech.
You are asking why adults would prefer to watch stuff in their original language lol
I prefer to watch stuff in languages I know with subtitles as well.
I'm a substitute for another guy
I look pretty tall but my heels are high.
I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.
She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding
"Oh, you're a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What's your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?
Uhhmmm, Sir? I'm an Italian cold cut... 👀
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