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@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net is stinky and not fit to carry the title of the people's poster.

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[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Oh god that's a poster I had long forgotten.

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I am my hero and I can be your hero too if you'll let me

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

You dropped this comrade, 👑

[-] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I should warn you: I am also a stinky owl who pisses all over the place. However I have nearly-human hands, which sets me apart

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The robes to hide your shame from the world is a big improvement over other owls as well.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

I'm not ashamed of my body!

Well you should be! Civil society doesn't want to look at this!

^___^

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

That right hand looking pretty sus

ursus-hexagonia

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Oh look at this privileged asshole lording their human hands over everyone.

[-] Ithorian@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Obviously it's @Civility@hexbear.net they embody our greatest moral code.

[-] Civility@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

I could be a hero in exchange for treats. But only on weekends.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

A pact forged in pizza rolls

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

Good deal honestly.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

I am the people's hero, for I fight crime under the name Señor Peligro

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I personally am going to cast my vote in favor of erecting the giant owl statue out of rubble from 9/11.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

If I was the sort of person who unironically wanted heroes i wouldn't be here, of course

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Every comrade reading this, duh.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

no heroes only cranks

[-] macabrett@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

whistles John Brown's body, but in the way an owl would whistle

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

You should feel honoured to be blessed with Dirty's piss. Plenty of people charge a lot of money for the golden showers they spread around for free.

UlyssesT seems to be a good candidate, tho Idk if he would like that...

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

What about Guitar Hero?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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