If I'm unwilling to touch my face with the ball towel, my balls weren't clean enough.
If you care about this, you're not showering properly. You're supposed to be clean mfer
do people just... not clean themselves in the shower?
Towels don't only dry, they exfoliate. Even if you loofa scrub in the shower you're still leaving skin on your towel.
Bit it's skin that has just been washed. It's not like you're rubbing day old ball sweat on your face.
Unless you're into that, of course 🤷
To each their own
what if i want someone else's?
Are you asking for mine, because then we need to start talking about price.
My partner used to have a roommate that thought that because he only used the towel when he was "clean" after showering, that meant he never had to wash the towel. What started out as a white towel turned into a yellowing black stained horror. I can't imagine the smell. 🤢
Yeah... no
I have also known people who claimed this. Gross.
If you're cleaning yourself properly, who cares?
I use a separate towel for my face because my face skin is a diva and will break out for no reason
I fry my face, body, bits, face, body, legs, face, whatever… I’m clean. If imma eat my partner’s ass after a rave, why would I care if my face gets a little touch of clean grundle?
It doesnt matter, i washed. If i was dirty immediately after stepping out of a shower then i think i need to clean my house.
There isn't anything special about your balls that makes them dirtier than the rest of your body. You've just washed them. They're clean.
Who cares? I just washed them, they're clean. Do women have a second pussy towel or something?
But also yeah, start at top, he's right.
It's just more skin for fucks sake.
and hopefully clean skin just out of the shower.
at least that's what I tell myself...
Why is this gendered? I use the same towel on my cooch as my face after I shower, I would be pretty impressed by the dedication to doing laundry of someone who has a specialized crotch-drying towel.
The poster doesn’t have balls so they were curious
The secret is to use the towel to dry one's nether regions after washing them, not before.
By the way, it applies to women as much as to men.
You also just start from the head and go down to finish with your feet. (I know how that sounds lol)
Like it’s basic drying stuff.. no?
No seperate towel. Clean your balls in the shower and even if you keep them sucked into your anus all day, which is bad for both organs so don't leave em in for long, you can clean the most gnarly of sacks. My point is clean them.
If you just took a shower and your balls are still "dirty" your problem isn't the order in which you dry yourself.
If you can take a shower like a functional adult, it turns out skin is skin and wiping water off your ballsack is fundamentally identical to wiping water off the back of your hand.
There are way dirtier things being done in a bedroom or playing outside sports. Why does it matter if you are clean? Why is a woman asking that silly question like as if we don't kiss the mouth of someone who just gargle them balls
This meme is so old the towel has dementia.
I wash my balls at least as much as I watch my face, why would I have a problem with drying both with the same towel?
I honestly bet my balls get more washing than my face.
My hair doesn't behave well, so if I'm not wearing a hat I jump in the shower and give it a quick wash. I never get out of the shower without giving the pits and balls a quick lather.
Generally I also shower in the evenings kind of regardless of the morning routine.
I don't really pay attention to whether my valet uses one towel or several. I think he switched things up between face and body, for sure, but beyond that shrug.
Count yourself lucky if a single guy has separate towels for handwashing and showering/bathing.
i'm single and i have two separate towels,,, but to be honest i only use the big one for everything, the small one is so guests don't dry their hands on the towel that dries my entire body
One towel is more than enough for bathing, hand washing, floor mopping, kitchen towel, car window washing, oil rag
I put the tag in the same place every time and dry my ass with the opposite side as my face. It's my asshole I'm a little more "worried" about. It's mostly the thought of it touching the same place.
If you washed your balls clean enough, it doesn't matter. It's not like being a girl and having to deal with your period continuing while you wash and dry.
Same towel for my whole body, the outside part is clean right after showering.
I would be okay drying my face with someone else's balls towel, I think my balls towel aren't gonna be a deal breaker
The ass/taint/balls combo get a good patting down, then if I have time I'll stand over a box fan for the ultimate dry.
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