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Green flag? (lemmy.world)

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[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 4 days ago

You do what with your cows???

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 days ago

He keeps them satisfied

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

Fully satisfied? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 days ago

I can't speak for all of them, but the one looking at the camera looks pretty satisfied.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Whatever is needed

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago

I found who he's looking for:

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Such a good era for cartoons!

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago

There is a fetish going on here, but I'm not sure which.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Hucow

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 11 points 4 days ago

Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 days ago

Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it's fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life's too short to take yourself seriously

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Exactly. He'd have to cross that bridge eventually.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it's potentially a green flag.

Or a red one when you find out he's not fucking joking! Schrodinger's Flag?

Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

Yea there's a potential for a red flag in there for sure.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Lol great bait mate

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

It's master bait.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Stop attacking random people. I haven't done anything to you.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma

this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025

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