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Green flag? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 3 months ago

You do what with your cows???

[-] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 months ago

He keeps them satisfied

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

Fully satisfied? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

I can't speak for all of them, but the one looking at the camera looks pretty satisfied.

[-] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Whatever is needed

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

I found who he's looking for:

[-] Benjaben@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Such a good era for cartoons!

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago

Spoiler: he’s actually just looking to buy another cow

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 months ago

There is a fetish going on here, but I'm not sure which.

[-] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Hucow

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

Nothing says prime dating material like calling women heifers. I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Lib has only been going on for what, 50yrs or so? After centuries of bullshit and borderline slavery. Too soon.

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 months ago

Nothing says confidence and humor like calling women heifers in the context of cows. I think it's fun and in good humor but I guess some people can get butthurt over it.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Weeds out the butthurt people immediately. Life's too short to take yourself seriously

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Exactly. He'd have to cross that bridge eventually.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Weird way to phrase it, but yeah it's potentially a green flag.

Or a red one when you find out he's not fucking joking! Schrodinger's Flag?

Half green, half red when you find out he means he likes his ladies large?

[-] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Yea there's a potential for a red flag in there for sure.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Well there, pilgrim, seems like you got a chip on your shoulder, wah-ha

[-] macrocarpa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Lol great bait mate

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

It's master bait.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I’m shocked he even has to use an app to get dates.

Stop attacking random people. I haven't done anything to you.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago

Instructions unclear, got my dick stuck in yo moma

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