Remind the kitty that we've talked about this.

And no, no second dinner.

I think it's pretty obvious in the picture.

I'm biting a dude's neck.

Die

Dying -- with style.

I fixed you're post 😤

I’m dying bro. That’s it, lights out.

Apparently slipping out of my skin to try to get away. Tiger didn't know that was my distraction skeleton.

Guess I'm lunch🤷‍♀️

Jazz hands.

Meuw (Last resort try to confound the attacker)

Submitting to my cat daddy

nah, I'd win

First, I will muster up the biggest shit that I can. Then I will frantically scoop out what I can and rub it on all of my meaty surfaces. At least I will feel like I got the tiger a little bit too, since it will be getting my poop taste in their mouth.

Reaching up and petting that kitty... Also thanking them for doing what I'm too afraid to do.

Pet the kitty.

Screaming and flailing uselessly while I die. I might have the presence of mind to awkwardly punch backwards once or twice. Might.

Tigers are alpha predators for a reason.

Apparently, wait patiently for the next mid terms? 🤦‍♂️

Starting the process of becoming a cat turd.

The tiger's bite would probably kill me faster than I would be able to do anything.

Even if my neck doesn't get snapped, the tiger's teeth would most likely dig into vital veins and arteries

Instruction unclear. Am I the cat or the monkey?

Accept my fate

Biting harder.

Spray bottle

Biting down harder

Rawr! 🐯

Wish I was that skeleton?

i may need some eye bleach, but i am afraid kittens won't do this time

Well, for starters, not turning my back to the damn cat.

XP

How long does this "situation" last? Is there even time to "do" anything other than think "Fu-"?

Side-eye glare as I am just barely able to utter a disdainful and dismissive, “Pussy…”