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It happened while I was sleeping, an entire hour, just gone. I don't think it was aliens this time.

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[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 61 points 1 month ago

OP should check for butt plugs.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago
[-] minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Reports coming in from across the internets. https://lemmy.world/post/26572920

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

Have you looked behind the sofa?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Did you check your pockets?

[-] phudgins@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

Don’t worry, you’ll get that hour back this fall.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

It was obviously the gay, woke, communist, globalist transdimensional space vampires!

[-] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Sensationalist hooey!

[-] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Do you think you'll ever get it back?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I don't care, I just want it to stop happening.

[-] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

I think most people here don't realize daylights savings was today.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I woke up and time made no sense, the sun was an hour ahead. I have some clocks that I deliberately keep air gapped from the internet, those clocks all agreed with the sun. Only the clocks that were connected to the internet changed, I think it was the government!

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Just like the present incumbent to grift an hour from each of us. He's probably pocketed them all to give himself 340 million hours!

[-] bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

For many people, it wasn't.

[-] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Most people are not us-citizens.

[-] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 1 month ago

Today is the perfect time for all good citizens to seriously consider transferring all of their Daylight Savings into a Bitcoin account!!!

[-] iii@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Is your ringfinger longer than your index finger?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

No, they are roughly the same amount of time.

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

What would u do if you had that hour back

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I didn't expect this question to be so hard. I'd probably squander it trying to decide the best way to use a free hour.

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Realest answer hahaha! I probably would have just used it to actually sleep. I forgot to change my alarm so I lost an hour of sleep even though I had no reason to wake up that early

[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

jerk off to vampire porn

[-] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I woke up at 740 instead of 640, then sat on my ass until 915 when I showered and went to Costco.

So... Probably play a video game and lose all motivation to do anything lol

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Tap for spoilerIt was aliens

[-] banazir@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Despite the inherently probabilistic nature of quantum mechanics, do you think the universe is deterministic?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No, but I think we're statistically likely to be in a simulation of the universe. Suppose a sufficiently advanced civilization is able to create an advanced machine capable of simulating the universe. It stands to reason that they'd be able to simulate it multiple times, as their technology improves, they can simulate it more times. There could be nearly infinite simulations, but only one real universe. What are the odds that this universe is the real one?

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Which is your favourite Pokemon?

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] simple@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thought I was in two-sentence horror for a moment. The post quality is the same.

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