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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 137 points 1 week ago

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

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[-] kernelle@0d.gs 33 points 1 week ago

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

it’s what plants crave

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago
[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

[-] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago

Keep boycotting, and join protests outside Tesla showrooms. ~60% of Musk’s wealth is in Tesla shares. Tank the stock and tank his wealth and thus influence

There are protests all across the US and starting to spring up in other countries. Here’s a list of upcoming ones + a guide to help organize one around you if none exist

https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 1 week ago

This is the easiest boycott of my life. I love it

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

It's Goya beans all over again

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 21 points 1 week ago

And I've been boycotting Goya ever since.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Same. Turns out they're not much different from store brands anyhow

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

First thing I thought of too.

[-] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

Elon with his child shield again

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[-] spiritsong@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago
[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

Don't be surprised, each social media influencer has to make a living by promoting shitty products and scams for the affiliate money.

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[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

I like the cut of your jib!

[-] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 5 points 1 week ago

Well if I'm gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

[-] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Best politicians money can buy!

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 18 points 1 week ago

Just because we want electronic cars, doesn't means we'll take Tesla's.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

I don't want electric cars. I want electric trains.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Okay, but lots of people do. Why not both? I'm sure you realize that progress is incremental, we're not going to jump from here straight to a utopia.

Also, many people don't have a choice. My job has to be done in-person most of the time, it can't be done by robots or AI (yet), and I have to bring a large amount of equipment with me. But I would love my work vehicle to be a government-subsidized zero-emissions one!

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[-] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 1 week ago

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago
[-] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 7 points 1 week ago

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

especially considering how restricted by range and chargers people are subject to in more rural areas.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Well, yeah. It's the same boomer move: pull the ladder up behind you. Musk and Tesla already benefitted from the programs he now wants to cut, to raise the barrier of entry for potential competitors...

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[-] Creepo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[-] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Of course he does.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

If you wear the included depends

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[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Trump is for sale.

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