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[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 137 points 2 weeks ago

Because of ethical restraints it is extremely rare for a senior government official, let alone a sitting president, to endorse a consumer product so explicitly.

Yeah... Those were good times.

[-] Zexks@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

Do they not fucking remember the whole Goya thing last time. He literally shot a commercial from the presidents desk.

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[-] kernelle@0d.gs 33 points 2 weeks ago

BRAWNDO

THE THIRST MUTILATOR

it's got electrolytes

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

it’s what plants crave

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 64 points 2 weeks ago

Like we needed another reason not to buy tesla

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 57 points 2 weeks ago
[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 51 points 2 weeks ago

In parallel universes where he wasn't born of a rich family, Trump is a car salesman. This is our universe trying to find balance.

[-] usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 weeks ago

Keep boycotting, and join protests outside Tesla showrooms. ~60% of Musk’s wealth is in Tesla shares. Tank the stock and tank his wealth and thus influence

There are protests all across the US and starting to spring up in other countries. Here’s a list of upcoming ones + a guide to help organize one around you if none exist

https://actionnetwork.org/event_campaigns/teslatakedown

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is the easiest boycott of my life. I love it

[-] Zahille7@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

It's Goya beans all over again

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 21 points 2 weeks ago

And I've been boycotting Goya ever since.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Same. Turns out they're not much different from store brands anyhow

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

First thing I thought of too.

[-] RagingSnarkasm@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Snake Oil Feedback Loop achievement unlocked.

[-] spiritsong@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not surprised. Didn't Donald Trump used the Oval Office once to promote some... ketchup or sauce or something, and was paid for? I mean it denigrades the station of the office, but does he really care?

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

He literally sold the Resolute Desk to Goya for ad space.

This is after he did a Mcdonalds/Dominos ad when he had them cater the NCAA basketball champions' dinner at the White House.

It's what he does.

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[-] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't be surprised, each social media influencer has to make a living by promoting shitty products and scams for the affiliate money.

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[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Elon with his child shield again

[-] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] nomy@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

"The thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself, when they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

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[-] CouldntCareBear@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 weeks ago

Seeing musk, trump and a Tesla in a single shot just makes that toxic association so much stronger. I don't think this is going to play out like they hope.

Plus, you know the boycott is working, talk about desperate.

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago

Searching on Google “how to sell my tesla” or “how to sell my tesla stock” hurts their shares. Scheduling a test drive and not showing up wastes their time and resources :)

[-] DogEarBookmark@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well if I'm gonna schedule a test drive i may as well test the hell out of it, no?

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Read those waivers and see how much you can get away with 😈 “oops, I lost control and scratched the shit out of the side”

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I like the cut of your jib!

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Best politicians money can buy!

[-] tonytins@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just because we want electronic cars, doesn't means we'll take Tesla's.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

I don't want electric cars. I want electric trains.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, but lots of people do. Why not both? I'm sure you realize that progress is incremental, we're not going to jump from here straight to a utopia.

Also, many people don't have a choice. My job has to be done in-person most of the time, it can't be done by robots or AI (yet), and I have to bring a large amount of equipment with me. But I would love my work vehicle to be a government-subsidized zero-emissions one!

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[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

That's so fucking gross

Such a historical site defaced for such a purpose.

I hope someone's dog shits on the white house lawn and doesn't clean it up

[-] LonstedBrowryBased@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

This man is one of the most pathetic human beings to ever walk the earth

[-] TommySoda@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

"Daaaad, the other kids are being mean to me!"

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 10 points 2 weeks ago

when your influence is dying due to your hubris you become desperate and pull something out like this.

[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

President Musk told his employee to do a photoshoot.

This story makes no sense any other way.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago
[-] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

He can't, former and current presidents aren't allowed to

I assume he lacks the ability as well

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

This the same dipshit who wants to halt federal EV buildout, EV Programs, and federal building charging stations. I doubt any of you needed reminding, but JFC, it pains me that some dummy is gonna buy an EV only AFTER he sat in one for political theater.

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[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

😂 what a waste. I doubt this even moves the needle on public perception. Rednecks aren't buying these things only well off urban Republicans. I can't think many leftists give a shit about these things. They may be fast, but they have no class.

[-] Zomg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

especially considering how restricted by range and chargers people are subject to in more rural areas.

[-] Creepo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Rednecks are gonna buy ev to own the libs!

[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Surely associating the vehicles even more closely with the primary reason the stock is falling off of a fucking cliff will prevent the stocks from falling off of a cliff.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Trump is for sale.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is the driver's seat waterproof?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you wear the included depends

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[-] mimavox@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Of course he does.

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