I can’t wait to visit Starfleet Medical to get my back and stomach fixed, live in a post scarcity utiopia, see other worlds, and study whatever I want.
EDIT: I think the worst thing will be contemplating the metaphysics of transporters. But maybe I’ll just never take one.
My own meme and it applies here.
Lmao I'd be off to requisition a runabout lolol fuck this planet lmao
LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
You're a ring on a chain around the neck of a Hobbit.
Well then it'll take divine intervention to kill me
Congratulations, you're born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling
Dark Souls/Elden Ring
It's not like I can die so it's not that bad. It's worse.
Elden Ring is the world that is entirely devoid of hope, where many golden eras are all long past like millennia ago. There maybe another golden era coming, but it could just be a gilded age.
Melina has hope, and gives reasons for it if you talk to her down near the three fingers but before you interact with them. There's just no hope of the status quo ever being fixed.
Factorio.
I'm fucked, because I'm also terrible at optimizing my factory
Nah its cool factorio guy doesn't HAVE to leave.
No pollution, no biters.
Very doable.
Just find an island, 100 stone for 2 landfill, and get to the island by picking up a landfill behind you and placing it in front of you.
You have eternity, so take trips off your island to mine things by hand, craft things by hand, etc.
Eternity awaits.
Counterpoint
This planet is unprocessed, and I will be the one to refine it. The Factory Must Grow.
Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol
Considering how fast I died by rats in the original, I'm fucked.
Discworld's fine by me.
I feel like my life would t be any different. I’d be a wizzard with an annoying job dealing with people who don’t understand magic and all the familial obligations.
I’d be fine, which is nice, but I’d just be me in another universe.
Maybe I’d be longing for a less weird universe. And that makes me sad.
So I guess I would t like to live in Discworld universe. I wouldn’t be the wyrdest person there.
Well, if you're a wizzard, then you probably can't spell (that's the joke)
Just don't call the librarian an M-word and stay off the streets of Ankh Morpork at night.
Brandon Sanderson's cosmere. Kinda even chances between being instantly killed, enslaved, selling my soul to make a living or being stuck in the same office job I already have, but this time I'm Magneto.
Good news! You appear as adult Feruchemist with full metalminds. Bad news, you've just been kidnapped by a bunch of Steel Inquisitors.
To be fair, with full steel and Fortune, good luck reacting or predicting where I'll be in the next second.
Yea, I'm on Roahar. Time to find out how hot men's food really is!
Elder Scrolls... So here's hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.
I'd be living in Solitude.
I always liked Falkreath. I was born on a full moon though, so I'd probably fit in just fine.
I don't think I have a favorite universe - especially not if I get to live as a regular person. I think I'd pick Elder Scrolls
Various flavors of high fantasy -> probably very dead very quickly unless I gain magic abilities once I'm in-universe.
Me as a dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!
Rock and roll and stone!
Yeah, not sure, Pokemon fans would be as excited, once they're there. They could have basically their universe, if they just organize a dogfighting league and they don't do that.
...I hope.
Dogfighting of sentient beings. Some of which have the capacity for human speech. All of which show clear signs of experiencing pain. Some of which can have full conversation with you and speak intelligently. Yeah, that's who you're sending in for your personal blood sports. Pocket Monsters indeed. Not the creatures. You, the "trainer".
Great. Me and the brown coats floating like a leaf on the wind...
Oof i like Rogue likes.
In some religions that subscribe to the belief of reincarnation, life is a roguelike.
On the Sword Coast, I'm becoming a light cleric so fast.
That depends on when, which timeline, and if I'm on Ferenginar (if so which gender I am), and/or which faction I've decided to fleece
You know, I'd be alright as a pegasus
Though living in the utopian society that is the United Federation of Planets would be nice too
I don't know if I'd want to live in the UFP. Post-dominion war (and during it) it gets a bit dystopian. And of the time periods depicted, there's only a pretty narrow window where they're not at war with at least one major power. Specifically after the khitomer accords are signed and prior to the encounter with the Borg. So, really only a 70 year period. And even then, there's a cold war with the Romulans.
That galaxy is largely hostile and while a lot of UFP citizens are able to live in blissful ignorance, I'm not sure I'd enjoy that.
Would I be a slugcat or an ancient? Rain World
Morrowind for me. If I could get past being killed by stray crabs I think I could settle down pretty well somewhere. As long as I don't get too involved in anything that seems world-endy...
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